classes for MEN! (OT but FUNNY!)

ROFLOL

Kate

adding one more:

Putting the lid down for your own safety.

Extra points: Wiping up the dribble with a Clorox Wipes.

Both with visual aids.

Darrell wants to (draggin him to the computer by his ear****) sign up for all but 3 of the items... He does do dishes, he doesn't drink milk, and we don't use ice cube trays. He will absolutlety be there ONTIME or EARLY!!!!

ROTFLMFAO

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES? Debate among a panel of experts.

LOSS OF VIRILITY Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum

DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN? Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS? Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME

ROFL! Brilliant!

The following applies to DH:

I've given up on trying, I just replace them. I just wish I'd notice befor I sit down tho - LOL

Lost the battle on this too, just watch what he's watching or go do something else - luckily I'm not a big TV watcher

This is the worst!!! And it's not even just empty milk cartons - water container, butter dish etc etc

Slowly but surely winning the battle on this one. He does have relapses at times.

Solution found: He does his shopping while I do mine :)

ROTFL !! I know of a lot of potential participants for this!

Hugs, Sabrina in Kentucky

a good friend is a life long treasure

ROTFL!! I know a few men who need to sign up for these classes. There was a joke on here in the past about if men got pregenent. Who ever shared that can you email that joke please. I was telling my mom about it the other day and she wanted me to forward it to here but I can't find it.

Chrissy

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