~~ If You See My Wife in Wal-Mart ~~

Sep 03, 2003 7 Replies

Read this. It's really funny. This is probably what all of our DH's are thinking. Angie



If You See My Wife in Wal-Mart



Written by Thena Smith If you see my wife in Walmart Please send her home to me The kids think she's been gone too long And I'm starting to agree.



I don't know what's she's buying Goodness knows she has it all She bought her Christmas paper Two years ago last fall!



She has templates, she has paper She has eyelets, she has string She has everything for scrapping That could be sold to a human being!



She bought pumpkins in July For October pages she will do When she finishes her February pages Of the children at the zoo!



If you see my wife in Walmart She will be in a hurry I guess And you may not be able to stop her If she's on the way to the LSS!


Saving that for DH LOL He'll completely understand LOL

that was just too cute.

-- Mel Jansen

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done in 2003: 38Recipe pages done: 76

I love Thena's work! Did you get this over at Scrapjazz? Sometimes she'll take requests and create a poem for you. This one's too funny!

Katrina in KS

I love it. Just to cute. Irene/Fl

Katrina, I found this at

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found this site while looking at scrapping areas.They have some other poems, but I loved this one b/c the title sounds like acountry song ;) Angie (who doesn't like country, but does live in TX)

Lol! Oh my... that is great!

--Tammy

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