Need help with a card saying

These are not necessarily child appropriate, but I thought they might jog your creativity into changing one a little and being able to use it in your car.

Lynne

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF....

You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."

Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

You have a house that's mobile and fifteen cars that aren't.

You think God looks a lot like Hank Williams, Jr., and heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida.

You believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law. Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off it. Getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.

An expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.

People hear your car long before they see it. Your pickup truck bed converts into a swimming pool.

Self service requires a siphon hose to get full tank of gas. ========================================== If you don't like my driving then honk, and wait for gunshots

Tailgaters will be shot.

Those who remember their weekend don't party enough.

Your just mad because my bike cost more than your car did.

I would rather push a Chevy than drive a Ford.

If that phone was up your rear, maybe you could drive better.

Seen upside down on a jeep -- If you can read this, please flip me back over

Remember folks stop lights timed for 35mph are also timed for 70mph.

Caution - Driver legally blonde!

Pass with caution, driver chewing tobacco.

Pardon my driving, I'm reloading.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people. My car purrs like a kitten. . . coughing up a hairball! My other car is a broom. Man who run in front of car get "tired". Man who run behind car get "exhausted". Car trouble is when the engine won't start and the payments won't stop. If you think nobody cares if you are dead or alive, try missing a couple of car payments. My car has been in the garage so long it is now considered an off road vehicle. Happiness is when you drive a sports car and your boss drives a clunker. Never have more children than you have car windows. Never lend your car to anyone to whom you've given birth. Into every life must fall a little rain... usually when the car windows are down. A father and his car keys are soon parted. Try to get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade. The best safety device in a car is a rear view mirror with a policeman in it. Support your local auto body shop. Lend your kids the car. Race car drivers love the fast lane. Old car mechanics never die, they just re-tire. Old race car drivers never die, they just go round and round. Old race car drivers never die -- they just crack up. At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment." Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming." At an Auto Body Shop: "May we have the next dents?"

Actual bumper stickers found on actual cars: Horn broken. Watch for finger. Cover me. I'm changing lanes. I brake for no apparent reason. Forget about World Peace...Visualize using your turn signal. Keep honking...I'm reloading. Caution: I drive like you do.

How about "Don't speed through your birthday. Enjoy every minute."?

Alicia

I'd just be simple and say, "Hope your birthday is wheely happy!" It's corny, I know, but let's be honest: what kid's card isn't?

Melissa in Seattle

That's cute Melissa. Kids love that kind of stuff. Like " You auto have fun on your birthday "

Hugs, Sabrina in Kentucky

a good friend is a life long treasure

I like yours too Sabrina. Chrissy, I hope you'll share what you ended up doing!

Melissa in Seattle