OT FUN: For Mature People (most in here LOL!)

May 22, 2007 0 Replies

For those age 50 and holding



Q: Where can women over the age of 50 find young, sexy men, who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore under Fiction.



Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.



Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband? A: Tell him you're pregnant.



Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror? A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.



Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking? A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.



Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.



Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.



Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses? A: Their foreheads.



Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores? A: "I remember these".



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