If the freezer in your fridge has more ?in progress? turned pieces than frozen food -
If you have a freezer just for ?in progress turning? -
If, by volume or weight, you have more equivalent trees on your property than you have actual standing trees -
If you regularly have to shake wood turnings out of your pockets, shoes, socks or shorts -
If you have to floss to get wood shavings out from between your teeth -
If your fingers change colors based on the wood you?ve been playing with
-If you suppliment your income by selling shavings to barbecue aficianados -
If your heart rate rises significantly as you drive passed a firewood lot -
If you HAVE TO slow down to have a look at EVERY pile of wood along side the road -
If you have a chainsaw - and can of 2 stroke gas - in your mini-van, or luxury sport ute -
If you have less ?silver ware? than you do gouges and chisels -
If ?ground chuck? makes your head spin trying to visualize it -
If you can?t see a water tower without wondering ?How the hell did they turn that?? -
If you get disappointed when the ?bowling? TV program you tuned in to see involves rolling a ball down a lane of hardwood and the only thing in the show that?s turned is what they?re throwing large balls at -
If you buy liquid dishwashing detergent (LDD) by the gallon (or 55 gallon drums), yet always have a sink full of dirty dishes -
If the chorus of the Byrds? ?To Every Thing There Is A Season? creates an almost irrisitable urge to stand in front of a lathe -
If someone says ?Turn around.? or ?Don?t turn around? and you think DUH! Or HUH?! Respectively -
If ?round the bend? is an oxymoron to you -
charlie b