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Kyder's Log: 020504

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The lonliness of space is unbearable. It seems an eternity since I've had human contact. The e-mails from you guys have been my only saving grace. Without them I fear madness would overtake me. In space there is no division of night and day as the Lord intended for man. There is only me and the blackness. 1.75 would never be able to bear this.

I started my day,if you want to call it that,in the manner I have become accustomed to. A steaming bowl of sauerkraut and a glass of Tang. This was followed by an urgent bathroom break and reruns of Full House picked up by the crafts satellite receptors. Those Olson twins always cracked me up. Now I can barely manage a smile.Be strong I tell myself. Take it to the Lord in prayer. Alas I am beginning to feel even he has forsaken me.If it were not for my awesome responsibility to be the first man on Mars I would redirect this craft to heaven itself.To safety at last and nestle my weary headin the bosom of Abraham.

Pray for me friends.

God Bless, Al Kyder

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Reply to
Al Kyder
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Now I'm laughing.

John

Al Kyder wrote:

Reply to
Eddie Munster

Off topic. I think this belongs in the alt.science.mars.trip newsgroup.

Now, if he had a lathe with him... :)

Al Kyder wrote:

Reply to
Deb Drake

ahhh yes but if you only had a rotissery wood ossilator to help pass the time all would be well....... skeez

Reply to
skeezics

Please go to mars! this world would most likely be better off with out you! Why would you ramble on about nothing on the woodturners group for christ sakes? Did daddy not give you enough attention? or was it mommy? was daddy a woodtuner also? when did he leave your mom and you? hell i would of too if you were my child. i don't blame him. not one bit. anyways enough of me rambling. the group is not your daddy, but if you want us to we will be. GO TO YOUR ROOM AND GET MY BELT! YOUR GETTING A SPANKIN. let me spell it out L-O-S-E-R! how about you lose this forum. were just trying to get some help on the forum. the fathers-that-didn't-love-us forum is going to be you cup of tea.

Reply to
SteveG

Here try this.

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Reply to
Barry N. Turner

Too late!

...Kevin ;-)

Reply to
Kevin & Theresa Miller

I want 4 of whatever al is taking!!

Sounds like fun!

Tomcatt

Reply to
Curtis Thompson

Somebody beam me somewhere ;>)

Reply to
James E Gaydos

Don't worry, you've nothing to fear from Paclids...

...Kevin

Reply to
Kevin & Theresa Miller

I don't want to know why you know of this web site.....

-Dan V.

Reply to
Dan Valleskey

The internet is a valuable resource for those in need................Barry

PS And Al's need is obvious.............he said so himself.

Reply to
Barry N. Turner

Where's your sense of humor? :-) Barry

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Barry N. Turner

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