Musing about interior decorators, (don't blame me, it's the heat)

My old fishing cottage is now surrounded by the waterfront McMansions of the nouveau riche so my address is included for all the freebee slick enamelled high fashion and upscale architecture and interior decorator magazines from Palm Beach & environs.

Like any law abiding woodturner, I only look at the furnishings, particularly the decorative art; vases, bowls, lamps etc. Anyway, the anatomy of the cadaverous models not to mention their ridiculous clothes, ghastly cosmetics and strange posture does nothing for me and I couldn't afford to heat or cool such huge houses.

Although most of this high end shelf and table art is ceramic, for the most part it could easily be spindle turned in wood. Whether thin walled or hollowed doesn't seem to matter, since the only time I've seen one looked at, picked up or held was for dusting by the maid. She didn't seem to care much either. I did see someone looking at a fancy lamp once. Probably looking for the switch.

These decorative pieces are amazingly expensive and I'm sure they weren't born in a golden rectangle or grew up obeying the rule of thirds. They _are different from the work you and I make as seen in pic forums, show & tells and craft fairs.

I wonder if turners living near silk stocking areas wouldn't do better by making friends and dealing with interior decorators instead of galleries and gift shops.

Art or not, it might be more lucrative to copy these upscale ceramic forms than to follow the rules for turned wood design. Don't repeat what is already being done. Seems like breaking rules gets you further along these days. Unusual external form and finish is the order of the day. Like the shapeless form, sunken eyes and outlandish 'haute couture' (I looked it up) of the models, high end 'table art' isn't what most of us usually turn, but it might sell at a much higher price.

Goodby thin walls and hollow forms. hello grotesque shapes and garish colors, so long Jaques C. Pennae' and Targette', hi there Chi Chi and the girls; make friends with a decorator and sharpen your spindle gouges, skews and prices guys. It's time for the average woodturner's work to invade the mansions of the rich and famous. Their trophy wives won't know the difference or care. :)

Turn to Safety, Arch Fortiter

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robo hippy

This is a valuable piece of advice for anyone doing any sort of 'craft', be it turning, furniture, pottery, painting, photography, or what have you. If someone can afford to hire an interior decorator, they can afford your stuff. There's a Murphy Law "If you find a gold mine, work the hell out of it" and decorators Know how to find gold mines. Get on the right side of a few decorators and you'd never have to leave the shop except for the Artiste' appearnces at the cocktail parties - jeans and a tweed Sport Coat, blue chambray shirt, deck shoes and no socks.

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Lobby Dosser

Arch, Saturday we shopped a Mikasa outlet and particularly noticed the styling of some of the pieces. As you note we considered how often they could be done on the lathe. Carving seems to be mandatory as well.

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Tom Nie

I have done work for interior decorators before. A couple of tables with a fluted column, which were to be 'faux' finished to look like marble. Also, have done some work for one of the Aerospace companies--they wanted a mock up of a fuel tank for a satellite. 25" in diameter sphere, with a 3" flat section in the middle. Making it 28" overall. That one I turned out of MDF, cutting rings and doweling them together into two hemispheres. Then I mounted the hemispheres to a large faceplate with a doubled 3/4" plywood disc. Then glued the two pieces together. Even tho I cut the rings 2" wide only, the sucker turned out to be so heavy it was hard to pick up and carry! No handles!

Incidentally, they had 24" capacity cnc lathes, but it had to be 1" bigger. That's ok by me, I got $550 for it, but had to buy the MDF.

Moral: Take any work you can get. You get paid and your skills improve.

Regards, James Johnson

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James Johnson

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