Musings of a sick mind

Didja ever wonder how we turners ever understand each other's posts? What with so many colloquialisms and a diverse (divisive?) jargon, plus expressions & allusions specific to our different age groups and geography. Varied social & vocational backgrounds and national outlooks could all segment us. The good news is that we do communicate on RCW with few misunderstandings other than a rare and transient effort to take umbrage and contrive offense. Our multi- faceted woodturning endeavors seem to bring us together and not to separate.

Which brings me to consider two barriers that should lead to misunderstanding, but don't. Both provide flavor and color and get the gray out of RCW. I mean the abundance of differing acronyms and loose definitions. It is said that man is an animal that makes lists. Our lists sure do get confusing, but we survive IIRC, LDD, OT and the rest. We know but can't explain when a newbie becomes an intermediate or when an amateur becomes a professional or when an ugly catch becomes an artful spiral and the perpetrator is elevated from craftsman to artist. Yours in fatuous pedantry, Arch

ps: we are like you know umm bob's your uncle all wool and a yard wide in true blue peter fashion mates carrimba & ole' yo better dig it pdq mon it aint uptown to dis we-un woodturners threads an mess with rcw cuz we don cotton to yall's razz-ma-tazz nohow ............ sez who mon dew' und hey no chop-chop garbage in this here face iow we be peaches & cream & the cat's meow coool............eh! shoot its all imho Jeeze, A.

Fortiter,

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I hoped this thread would keep me in the running for troll of the year. I did post on a Monday, but not from work. Webtv isn't really up to evasion or detective work.

I sure would hate to lose Al, but the mystery and misery are unbearable. Will you ever open the envelope and announce the winner? Sadly, I realize that my musings can never be Al's Xmissions. :( Arch

Fortiter,

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Arch

:)

Hoho,heehee,haha... wif werdz like dis:

I dunno if ol' Al's the only one bein' a bit spacey. Man, I gots no clue what yer jabberin' 'bout - but keep it up, I missed you while you were off playing wif yer new toy the last few weeks.

As to popping the wax seal on the #10... Nope, not me, ain'tagonna do it. Bob Dole don't spill beans. Like I says, the truth is out there for anyone to discover.

_____ American Association of Woodturners Cascade Woodturners Assoc., Portland, Oregon Northwest Woodturners, Tigard, Oregon _____

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Owen Lowe

It isn't all that hard to work out Arch. The problem is tha he's doing it from work, and it's concievable that it could get back to his employer and cause him problems. You're gonna have to out him yourself and then consider the implications. Dave in Fairfax

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dave

In the spirit that we have elected/selected a COC, why don't we select a mascot?

Leif

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Leif Thorvaldson

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