Bill, Many here have offered a considered idea they thought might be useful and invited comments, but were disappointed when constructive comments were completely diverted by attempts at wit. Who among us has not been a diverter? I'm the one this time.
I think that your game would be great for breaking the ice and making new friends wherever groups of turners congregate. A fun and not confrontational way to subject web-based info (or misinfo) to comparison with tested turning techniques.
In addition to smaller lathes and baskets. What about the team being given a small green log to make shavings on a pole or crank wheel type lathe powered by kids? Easily broken down and moved, cheap, safe, unusual, non-electric, rain safe, etc.
May not be great ideas, but my half-ass suggestions beat my half-wit comments.
Turn to Safety, Arch Fortiter