Definition of Moms (fwd)

Mirjam Bruck-Cohen · 2005-03-25T05:40:48+00:00

MOMSDefinitions given by elementary school age children to the followingquestions:Why did God make mothers?1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.2. Mostly to clean the house.3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.How did God make mothers?1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.What ingredients are mothers made of?1. God makes mothers! out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?1. We're related.2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.What kind of little girl was your mom?1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.3. They say she used to be nice.What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?1. His last name.2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?Why did your mom marry your dad?1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.2. She got too old to do anything else with him.3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.Who's the boss at your house?1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof-ball.2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.What's the difference between moms and dads?1. Moms work at work & work at home, & dads just go to work at work.2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause ...

Mar 25, 2005 23 Replies

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Noreen's Knit*che 21 years ago

following

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work.

'cause

And... Janise and I would like to add that it seems to us that ONLY 'moms' know how to change the TP roll! (reminiscing that Erma Bombeck actually wrote the instructions out for her family, which went... unread by them, grin) Hugs, Noreen

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spampot 21 years ago

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Mirjam Bruck-Cohen 21 years ago

Spampot It is ok , it is rather a confusing matter ,,,But since i mentioned i should be clear and exact about it ,,, mirjam

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Norma 21 years ago

Thanks Mirjam and Spamspot, I think I've got it now.

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