See what happens when you don't finish the job huh.=20 =A0 Defense Attorney: =A0What is your age?
Little old Woman: =A0I am 86 years old.
Defense Attorney: =A0Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you on April 1st of this year?
Little old Woman: =A0There I was, sitting in my swing on my front porch on that warm spring evening, =A0when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney: =A0Did you know him?
Little old Woman: =A0No, but he sure was friendly.
Defense Attorney: =A0What happened after he sat down?
Little old Woman: =A0He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney: =A0Did you stop him?
Little old Woman: =A0No, I didn't stop him.
Defense Attorney: =A0Why not?
Little old Woman: =A0It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away some 30 years ago.
Defense Attorney: =A0What happened next?
Little old Woman: =A0He began to rub my breasts.
Defense Attorney: =A0Did you stop him then?
Little old Woman: =A0No, I did not stop him.
Defense Attorney: =A0Why not?
Little old Woman: =A0Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. =A0I haven't felt that good in years!
Defense Attorney: =A0What happened next?
Little old Woman: =A0Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just laid down and said to him, "Take me, young man, Take me!"
Defense Attorney: =A0Did he take you?
Little old Woman: =A0Hell, no. =A0He just yelled, "April Fool!" =A0And that= 's when I shot the little bastard!