No bad words, but I wouldn't tell it to my mother. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A little boy is trick or treatin' on Halloween by himself. He is dressed as a pirate. At one house, a friendly man asks him, "Where are your buccaneers?"
The little boy responds, "On either side o' me 'buccan'head!"
rotflmaopimp!! I love a good pun.
love it. just told dh the joke and splained bout 'talk like a pirate day' well as best i could at any rate. he says..... "shouldnt be a problem for Bush. " roflmao, jeanne
What's a pirate's favorite cookie? Ships Ahoy
What's a pirate's favorite socks? Arrrrrrrgyle
What do you call a pirate that skips school? Captain Hooky
This one's from me 13 yo Pirate in training:
Why could the pirate only say RRRRR? He was disemvoweled.
And this one's me favorite. I tells every year t' me wee swabbies.
A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in awhile. You look terrible! What happened?"
"What do ye mean?" the pirate replies. "I'm fine."
"But that wooden leg! You didn't have that before."
"Ah, well..." begins the pirate. "We twere in a fierce battle at sea, an' a cannon ball hit me leg. The surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "but what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands"
"We were in another battle, and the enemy boarded the ship. I were a sword fight, and me hand was cut off. The surgeon fixed me up with hook and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender. "What about the eye patch? That's new as well."
"Arrr, I was on deck and a seagull flew over the ship. I looked up, and it pooped in me eye."
"I can't believe it. You lost your eye because of some bird poop?" asks the bartender.
"Well, twere the first day w' me hook."
i hope no pirates have dishes on their mizenmasts and are reading this on the internet. else we could all be in trouble for being un-Pirateically Correct. :D glad my hook is elsewhere, arrrrrrrrrrrr. j.
How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?
A buck an ear.
Arrr! The scurvy bilge rats see insults as a form o' compliment!
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