For Helen C - #2

Apr 21, 2004 4 Replies

WHY GOD CREATED CHILDREN (AND IN THE PROCESS GRANDCHILDREN)



To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students...here is something to make you chuckle.



Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children.



After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said was "DON'T!"



"Don't what?" Adam replied.



"Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said.



"Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve...we have forbidden fruit!!!!!"



"No Way!"



"Yes way!"



"Do NOT eat the fruit!" said God.



"Why"



"Because I am your Father and I said so!" God replied, wondering why He hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants. A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and He was ticked!



"Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit?" God asked.



"Uh huh," Adam replied.



"Then why did you?" said the Father.



"I don't know," said Eve.



"She started it!" Adam said



"Did not!"



"Did too!"



"DID NOT!"



Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own. Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.



BUT THERE IS REASSURANCE IN THE STORY! If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself. If God had trouble raising children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you?


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Funny, but please remember the OT for this kind of stuff. ;)

vj found this in rec.crafts.beads, from "Kandice Seeber" :

]Funny, but please remember the OT for this kind of stuff. ;)

sorry.

----------- @vicki [SnuggleWench] (Books)

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That was awesome. Have you heard Bill Cosby's old routine on parenting? This reminded me of it... it cracks me up.

I also like his bit about how he made Adam, and the first thing he said was "This boy needs *help*!" so he made Eve.

-Kalera

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