I haven't slept much the last two days. A LOT going on, jobwise and interview wise, plus good old premenopause not sleeping. Like I needed any help with that.
So, I open my email on a dating site this morning. This unnamed man is trying to tell me that he is good husband material. He says, (direct quote) "I have soaked my wild oats."
I cannot quit laughing. The man soaked his wild oats. I've got the giggle so bad, I don't know what to do with myself.
Becki
Soaked huh? Wow, that's a sharp tack in the bunch isn't it? More like typical husband material...rather than "good".
I've got to say it: Wonder what he soaked them in...lol!
Lol. Soaked or Pickled?
Well I have never soaked mine, but I have left many a fertile field sown!!!
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Try melatonin. It's natural, what your tells your brain that you're sleepy. Available at the supermarket or drugstore where the vitamins are. Or valerian root does the same thing.
Linda2
OH MY GOSH! What on earth could that mean? It sounds kind of nasty and depleted. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I think I'd like somebody still ABLE to sow oats, how about you? hahahahahahahahahahaha
OMG!!! I keep thinking KEROSENE for some reason! hahahahahahahaha
OK a soaked pickle, now that was the image I was looking for! Kind of like you stay in the bath tub too long, and get all wrinkly???? ~SNORT~
OK I'm howling about the soaked wild oat image, and I just read your reply...
"TRY MELATONIN.... natural, tells you that your sleepy..." I don't know it seemed to kind of fit the sodden old oat image. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
I go "WHAT?"... and then look up to see what you were replying to. I'm still giggling.
Becko you're a scream girl...
I meant "Pickled" like in an alcohol sort of way. I"m picturing him blitzed, snockered, inebriated, etc., soaking his oats.
Reminds me of the e-mail I got yesterday, apologizing for any incontinence they may have caused me.
ROFL... Barbara
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Not sure you want that one girl soaking his oats indeed Giggle hes not even good for phone sex lol!
Becki, I'm so glad you're back!
Georgia
So he is ready to cook porridge then, Shirley
In message , Beckibead writes
It would be hard for me to be happier than I am, right at this moment. LOL.
Becki
If he's soaked his wild oats, does that mean he now has cereal??
Patti
Oatmeal? LOL
"cold porridge in the pot three days old"
hahahahahahahahaha
I dunno Beck, maybe you should grab this one! LOLOLOLOLOLOL
I'm laughing so hard, I'm crying. The first post was funny enough, but the responses were great, too. Good thing I wasn't drinking anything, or the keyboard would be as wet as that guy's oats!
LOL ooookay, that's just creepy!!
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