OT April Fool's Day trick

Because I am a responsible citizen and a respectable wife and mother, I no longer play April Fools' tricks. However, DH is not bound by such trivialities, and enjoys playing tricks - especially on DD.

It's been raining here for what seems like forever, and we've had five inches of rain in the past few days. Fortunately, our coastal climate can handle the water, and all we've had is some minor street flooding. Some people have flooded basements, and DD's former elementary school has a couple of inches of water in the gymnasium. Still, it's more of a minor inconvenience than anything else.

Last night, as DD was going to bed, Bob commented that we were having an amazing amount of rain, and that it sure would be a shame if her school were damaged. DD thought having a damaged school would be pretty cool, especially if it resulted in time off. I thought nothing of the exchange, and immediately forgot about it. However, Bob did not.

This morning, DD got up for school and was her usual grumpy first-thing-in-the-morning self. She stomped into the living room to have her cup of tea before getting ready for her normal school day. But this morning her Dad was waiting for her without the usual cup of tea in hand.

"I was listening to the news this morning, and I have some bad news for you," Bob began. "with all the rain, the roof over your school gym collapsed. You'll be home for a little while, until they decide whether they should repair it or send you guys to another school. You might as well go back to bed."

DD didn't know what to do - she was thrilled that she was getting the day off, but concerned that she'd have to end her middle school years at a rival school. But all that could wait until later - right now she was headed back to her warm bed.

She started to pull up the covers when Bob confessed. Poor DD was grumbling and ticked off as she got ready for school, and didn't appreciate her father's sense of humor.

Happy April Fool's Day, everyone!

Kathy N-V

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Kathy N-V
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Oh, MAN!

Tricking a woman (or girl) as she's in her warm, cozy bed like that is a bad, bad idea. (I'm thinking of what might happen to your DH next April 1st, Kathy....) ~~ Sooz

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vj found this in rec.crafts.beads, from Kathy N-V :

]She started to pull up the covers when Bob confessed. Poor DD was grumbling ]and ticked off as she got ready for school, and didn't appreciate her ]father's sense of humor.

from another group: "I read a cute story on another newsgroup about a couple who switched their two young children's locations while they were sleeping, so each woke up in the other's bed yesterday morning."

now THAT is the kind of thing my father would have LOVED.

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My best friend IM'd me around 1220 am

saying the police were at her house, intending to arrest her son....

I went sky rocket --- told her to call me on the phone, I'd get dressed and be right over.... to support her...

she IM's back "April Fool's" I told her she was VERY LUCKY I was not close enough to strangle her....

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Your story reminded me so much of the stuff my Dad used to pull on me. Every year he'd come up with something. I'm not a morning person, so I'd be in a somnabulistic state while he'd be pulling this crap.

When I was a teenager, we had two telephones in the house. I'd be upstairs and he'd be downstairs and get the operator to call the house, then he'd yell up the stairs that Mike or whoever my current unrequited love was was on the phone. Of course I'd pick up the phone and no one would be there.

My Dad loved to go to McDonald's. Since we lived in Princeton where they had very strict building codes, no fast food restaurants were allowed. Princeton University's paper, The Daily Princetonian, printed a joke paper for April Fools one year welcoming McDonald's to town, to be housed in the very gothic train station. My Dad brought home the paper, folded so you couldn't see the whole article or the date on the paper (somehow he had gotten an advance copy) and said the grand opening was Friday and we'd have to go - he started making all these plans and said I could invite my girlfriends, etc. My Dad worked uptown and always was in on all the town gossip and he had the paper right there, so I of course believed him. He and my mother were in hysterics, they almost let me call all my friends before he confessed. I miss my Dad. Patti Patti

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