OT: Story - Flashlights (well, sorta OT)

My daughter eats flashlights. I have come to that conclusion after nearly a decade and a half of buying flashlights at every possible opportunity, and having them disappear into the black hole she calls her bedroom. When I finally have had enough and swamp out the pit, I find all sorts of flashlights - none with any working batteries, and many leaking some sort of toxic battery fluid.

Threats of great bodily harm make no difference to this child. I buy a flashlight, go to great lengths to hide it, and it disappears anyway. I should have learned my lesson by now, but sheesh! I do need a flashlight now and again.

So once again, I took the plunge and bought myself a mini-Mag Light (one of those cop flashlights in minature) from American Scientific. As I opened the box, DD's eyes lit up. "Is that for me?!?!"

"No, dammit. It's my flashlight, for once. Touch it, and you're toast!" I threatened. She just laughed, but made no attempt to swipe it.

A short while later, Bob came in from work. He saw the flashlight and sighed. "I bet you bought that thing so you can bead around it, huh?" he said.

I told him that I hadn't thought of beading it, but thanked him for the idea. That way, I could identify my flashlight, and there would be a reduced chance that he would steal it from me. (The child got her tool-stealing gene from her father)

He snorted. "A pink beaded flashlight might deter me, but you know the kid. Don't even waste your time, it'll be gone before you know it."

Sadly, I conceded that he is probably right. I expect that the day after she leaves home for good, I'll find a truckload of good scissors, flashlights, hairbrushes and chapsticks. In the meantime, I'm doomed.

Kathy N-V

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vj found this in rec.crafts.beads, from Kathy N-V :

]A short while later, Bob came in from work. He saw the flashlight and ]sighed. "I bet you bought that thing so you can bead around it, huh?" he ]said.

ROTFLOL! give the man 2 points!

]He snorted. "A pink beaded flashlight might deter me, but you know the kid. ]Don't even waste your time, it'll be gone before you know it."

right again!

]Sadly, I conceded that he is probably right. I expect that the day after she ]leaves home for good, I'll find a truckload of good scissors, flashlights, ]hairbrushes and chapsticks. In the meantime, I'm doomed.

well, i didn't FIND mine. i'm convinced the kids took them with. however, i do manage to hang on to them a lot longer now. and the "battery drawer" actually HAS working, not-even-unwrapped batteries in it!

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vj

That cracks me up. I hate it when my daughters go through my clothes or DHs clothes. I can't keep anything from those teenage brats.

Now my 16 year old said she wants my truck and that I can buy a new one. I didn't buy this one new because I really like her and I have planned on keeping her for decades...if only DD can leave me alone!

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starlia

OMGosh! WHAT does she do with them?? My kids run off with flashlights all the time, too, but they are only 1 and 3.

When you wrote that she "eats flashlights", I laughed, because my kids actually EAT them. My pink Mini Mag was only used once before my kids had unscrewed the top, and bitten the lightbulb out. I replaced the bulb, and they did it again, 'bout a week later. Neither were hurt, and I have now found the perfect hiding spot for my bulb-less flashlight (I tacked it to the kitchen ceiling; I'm the only one tall enough to reach it up there).

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vj found this in rec.crafts.beads, from "Kyla" :

]I tacked it to ]the kitchen ceiling

not THAT is inventive!!!!!

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LOL Huh, I have one of these.. Today while she was at school (she's 9) I dared to tidy her room.. I mean, you couldn't even get in the door!! She's nudging me here making those Mum! comments 8-)) LOL Any rate, I find scissors, batteries and all manner of stuff!

What is it with these kids?

Mavis (who's probably gonna pay later for this post)

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vj found this in rec.crafts.beads, from "Marisa Cappetta" :

]Mum reckons the best thing about my twin sister and I leaving home was that ]she could find a nail file.

BINGO!

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Mum reckons the best thing about my twin sister and I leaving home was that she could find a nail file.

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Marisa Cappetta

Too funny, Kathy! I'd bead myself a lanyard and wear it around my neck. Of course it might hurt a bit to wear it to bed. ;=)

Margie

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Margie

ROTFL!

The idea of attach> OMGosh! WHAT does she do with them?? My kids run off with flashlights all

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Kalera Stratton

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