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Fred
Born in 1908, 1920, 1932, 1944, 1956, 1968, 1980, 1992, 2004 Your sign is EGG CREAM; You've got a devious personality since you're made with neither eggs nor cream. Friends find your pranks refreshing; others think you're too frothy. Compatible with Blintz, who also has something to hide.
Born in 1909, 1921, 1933, 1945, 1957, 1969, 1981, 1993, 2005 Your sign is CHOPPED LIVER; People either love you or hate you, making you wonder "what am I, chopped liver?" But don't get a complex; you're always welcome at the holidays! Bagel's got your backside.
Born in 1910, 1922, 1934, 1946, 1958, 1970, 1982, 1994, 2006 Your sign is BLINTZ; Creamy and dreamy, you're rightfully cautious to travel in pairs. You play it coy but word is with the right topping you turnover morning, noon and night. Compatible with Schmear.
Born in 1911, 1923, 1935, 1947, 1959, 1971, 1983, 1995, 2007 Your sign is LATKE; Working class with a grating exterior, you're a real softie on the inside. Kind of plain naked but when dressed up you're a real dish. Compatible with Schmear's cousin Sour Cream.
Born in 1912, 1924, 1936, 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996, 2008 Your sign is BAGEL; You're pliable and always bounce back, although you feel something's missing in your center. If this persists, get some therapy. Compatible with Schmear and Lox. Latke and Knish, not so much.
Born in 1913, 1925, 1937, 1949, 1961, 1973, 1985, 1997, 2009 Your sign is PICKLE; You're the perfect sidekick: friends love your salty wit and snappy banter but you never overshadow them. That shows genuine seasoning from when you were a cucumber. Marry Pastrami later in life.
Born in 1914, 1926, 1938, 1950, 1962,1964, 1986, 1998, 2010 Your sign is SCHMEAR; You blend well with others but often spread yourself too thin. A smooth operator, you could use some spicing up now and then. Compatible with Bagel and Lox. Avoid Pastrami - wouldn't be kosher.
Born in 1915, 1927, 1939, 1951, 1963, 1975, 1987, 1999, 2011 Your sign is PASTRAMI; Brisket's hipper sibling, always smokin' and ready to party. You spice up life even if you keep your parents up at night. Compatible with Pickle, who's always by your side.
Born in 1916, 1928, 1940, 1952, 1964, 1976, 1988, 2000, 2012 Your sign is BLACK AND WHITE ICE CREAM SODA; Kids love you but make up your mind! Are you black or white? Cake or cookie? You say you're "New Age," all yin & yang. We call it "bi-polar." Sweetie, you're most compatible with yourself.
Born in 1917, 1929, 1941, 1953, 1965, 1977, 1989, 2001, 2013 Your sign is KNISH; Flaky on the surface, you're actually a person of depth and substance. Consider Medical or Law School but don't get too wrapped up in yourself. Compatible with Pickle. Avoid Lox, who's out of your league.
Born in 1918, 1930, 1942, 1954, 1966, 1978, 1990, 2002, 2014 Your sign is LOX; Thin and rich, you're very high maintenance: all you want to do is bask in the heat getting some color. Consider retiring to Boca. Compatible with Bagel and schmear although you top them both.