Did you know that the fattest, roundest knight at King Arthur's round table
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OT: For the Gillian Persuasion
Mar 04, 2007
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"Fred" ,in rec.crafts.textiles.needleworkwrote: and entertained us with
Did you know you should be shot ??? lol
FREDDDDDDDDDDDDERRRRRRRRRRRICK!
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Sir Cumcision!
Pat
Tri---Is that English, American and French? Or is that French, English and Punnish?
No, it's TRY-lingual.
Try French, Spanish, English, and the garbled version called American!!
RDH
Gillian
LizardGumbo wrote:
Didn't some Knight with a shaky spear write, "To be criticized or not to be criticized, that is the question." Some knight playing around with a shaky spear??
Fred
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nothing changes, nothing changes.Don't back stitch to email, just stitchit.
And his girl-friend, a Welsh lady whose family had an interest in things electrical, Di Ammeter.
And naturally he had to be related to Eileen Dover who ....................
Pat
... along with her brother Ben Dover ...
Didn't she used to date Hugh Jass? ? ? ? ?
Liz from Humbug
Wasn't their chauffeur Piekup Andropov? (with thanks to Click & Clack, the Tappit Brothers) CiaoMeow >^;;^<
Ow, ow, OW! All of you, GO TO YOUR ROOMS!
Karen C - California ,in rec.crafts.textiles.needleworkwrote: and entertained us with
A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist.
"Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years! There's nothing you can't tell me."
"This one's kind of strange..."
"Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.
"Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies."
"I see."
"That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were nickels in the bowl."
"That night," she went on, "I went again,plink-plink-plink, and there were dimes and this morning there were quarters ! You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!," she implored,
"I'm scared out of my wits!"
The gynecologist put a comforting
hand on her shoulder. "There, there, it's nothing to be scared about."
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