This just came to me all the way from Oz.
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her
nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
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> "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
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> Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says
> his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay,
> he knows the bank manager.
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> Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. >
> The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain
> elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
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> Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the
> bank manager and disappears into a back office.
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> She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger
> out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he
> wants to use this as collateral."
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> She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" > >
> (wait for it)
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> The bank manager looks back at her and says...
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> "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a
> Rolling Stone."
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> (You're singing it, aren't you? ?Yeah, I know you are........)
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> Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!
> Have a lovely day