OT.. Monday's Pun.

May 24, 2010 3 Replies

Two highways were having a drink in a bar when a piece of pink tarmac=20 walked in. The highways dropped to the floor and cowered under the=20 table. The pink tarmac had a drink and then left. The highways got up=20 and resumed drinking.



=93Why did you guys hide from that piece of tarmac?=94 the bartender aske= d.



A highway was quick to respond, =93Are you kidding? That guy=92s a cycle path!=94


This one took me a while :-(

?Why did you guys hide from that piece of tarmac?? the bartender asked.

A highway was quick to respond, ?Are you kidding? That guy?s a cycle path!?

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