I opened up our refrigerator and there was a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves.
"What on earth are you doing in there?" I asks.
The rabbit replied, "This refrigerator was made by Westinghouse, wasn't it?"
"Yes it was," I replied.
"Well," says the rabbit,
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *- "In that case I'm westing."
Fred