OT: Posted at Joan's request lol

POTATO PROSTITUTES

Two little potatoes are standing on the street corner. One is a prostitute.

How can you tell which one is the prostitute?

Hold on......

You're gonna love it...

It's the I - DA - HO

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lucretia borgia
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Brenda Lewis

Brenda Lewis ,in rec.crafts.textiles.needleworkwrote: and entertained us with

They were probably standing on those sprouts one gets on them after they have been too long in the bag lol

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lucretia borgia

You and Joan can BOTH go to your rooms!

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Karen C - California

OR they can just come visit me. I loved it.

Elizabeth

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Dr. Brat

Joan MADE me do it. Now she has gone home for the day and left me here holding the bag. Of spuds of course lol

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lucretia borgia

Heh. If you're going to say things like that, you could at least try something credible. Nobody ever MADE you do anything, I'll bet.

Elizabeth

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Dr. Brat

Well, I thought it was tasteless, tacky, incredibly low brow and coarse. OH -- wait -- I forgot to mention that I LOVED it too! Right up my alley -- LOLOL! CiaoMeow >^;;^<

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Tia Mary

Must be an American thing - I didn`t get it!

Pat P

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Pat P

It sounded good lol My kids always said it, I thought I would try it on ~

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lucretia borgia

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Cheryl Isaak

Now, Brenda, where was *your* spew warning?!?!?! LOLOLOL!

Joan

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Joan E.

Just for you, Sheena: :):):):):):):)

What you *didn't* tell everyone, though, is that *you* sent it to *me* first! I just like to share! :)

Joan

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Joan E.

Well! I hope you're going to give them a good roasting! Call me when they're done and I'll eat all of the brown crunchy ones for you. Liz from Humbug

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Liz from Humbug

With sour cream and butter and chives and bacon AND melted cheese?

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Karen C - California

They are yours, lobbing one over now lol

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lucretia borgia

So I'm hearing we need to get together and have a big spud roast with a toppings bar. Sounds good to me!

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Brenda Lewis

Absolutely!

At the state political convention this spring, one of the local-office candidates wanted to do a hospitality suite without spending a lot of money.

I looked in and saw a wait-person with an ice cream scoop and sundae glasses. It appeared to be a really rich French vanilla, not the cheap really white stuff, but the cream-colored good stuff. As I approached, I realized the red stuff in the bowl was not cherries, but diced tomatoes. Who puts tomatoes on ice cream? Then saw the chives, the cheese, concluded the "whipped cream" was probably sour cream, so by the time I got my sundae dish, I was reasonably certain I was getting mashed potatoes and not Haagen Dazs.

Most unique idea I've seen at a convention in eons.

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Karen C - California

Mmmm, make sure there are steak tips on the bar. I think I know what I want for supper tonight!

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Brenda Lewis

Supper, nothing. I think I'm having well-garnished mashed potatoes for lunch. Come join me!

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Karen C - California

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