OT: Rather crude joke for the Certain Crowd !

Doctor Jim had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice that said: "Jim, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go". But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality, whispering......

"Jim, you're a vet.."

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lucretia borgia
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How do you feel about it, Jim?? I have already sent it to MY Jim, the DH. One has to love one's pets, I have always been told! LOL

Gill

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Gill Murray

Gill Murray ,in rec.crafts.textiles.needleworkwrote: and entertained us with

I thought you'd appreciate the 'Jim' bit - truly that was how I received it, I changed no names lol

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lucretia borgia

LOL! Nothing changes, then!

Pat

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Pat P

Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,

The PRINCESS.

But, there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.

No matter what: metal, wood, stone, anything she touched would melt.

Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.

The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?

He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king,

"If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands,

She will be cured."

The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.

The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth.

THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.

The first brought a sword of the finest steel.

But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted.

The prince went away sadly.

The second prince brought diamonds.

He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt. But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted. He, too, was sent away disappointed.

The third prince approached. He told the princess, "Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there."

The princess did as she was told, though she turned red.

She felt something hard. She held it in her hand. And it did not melt!!!

The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. And the third prince married the princess, and they both lived happily ever after.

What was in the prince's pants? (Scroll down for the answer)

M&M's, of course. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand. What were you thinking, you pervert???

Live Well Laugh Often Love Much

(Gotta keep it on topic, right?)

sue

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Susan Hartman

Susan Hartman ,in rec.crafts.textiles.needleworkwrote: and entertained us with

Good one !

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lucretia borgia

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