The son asked his mother the following question,
"Mum, why are wedding dresses white?"
The mother looks at her son and replies,
"This shows your friends and relatives that the bride is pure."
The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his father.
"Dad why are wedding dresses white?"
The father looks at his son in surprise and says,
"All household appliances come in white."
Gillian ( back to the laundry!)
Goes along well with Dude's statement during a fight in the car "Women are 100% responsible for the household stuff."
Yeah, and I'm gone from the house exactly the numbers of hours a week he is for work...if not more. And if my darling daughters don't do the chores I've assigned for them afterschool, that's all my own fault too! Go figure!
Caryn
Gill Murray skrev:
Hehehe good one. Here's another one: when I asked my dad where the brush was for doing dishes he says: That's your mom's department. MEN
Yes - but how many come with a fifty odd year guarantee???
Pat
Grrrroooooaaaaannnnnn! Good thing you're back at the laundry!
Joan
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