This is an oldie but a goodie. Sometimes I wonder when jokes are always told the same way. In this one, t's always a rabbit. Why? Are rabbits inherently funnier, or more likely to show up in a fridge? Or to have trouble pronouncing the letter R?
Speaking of rabbits. . . I couldn't resist sending this (from another newsgroup). Michelle
I WANNA A WABBIT
A precocious little girl missing two front teerh, walks into a pet shop and says to the shopkeeper, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you have widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks,"Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit overthere?"
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a quiet voice,"You know, mithter, I don't think my python will weally give a thyit.
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