Months ago I got a DVD from Fons and Porter. It has quilt patterns, I guess (I never watched it). Since then I have gotten several notices from the F&P people (not Marianne and Liz personally ) asking, "Did you get it? If you like it, send us $12.95." I have ignored the notices.
Today I got another letter. "I am writing to confirm that you received the DVD that was sent to you a few months ago.....we are not sure if you received it because several of the reminders mailed to you regarding the DVD have gone unanswered.....If you have decided to keep it and participate in the collection, please send your payment along with your reply form. Because you didn't order it, you don't have to participate or send it back and you can consider it a free gift....If you do not wish to participate and wish to return the DVD, you can simply return the DVD (at our expense) using the postage-paid return envelope you received with your DVD. You may keep, recycle, or discard the plastic case....Regardless of the decision, we would appreciate a response from you soon....please call us at....or email us at...."
Now, REALLY. What a ploy! No, there is no obligation to pay for or return an unsolicited item. Of course I no longer have the return envelope. If they get it back what are they going to do with it? (Pitch it, I am sure. They're not going to mail it out to another sucker--er, potential customer.) I am not interested in "previewing the newest selections in the collection at the regular subscriber price plus shipping and handling." And I sure as heck am not going to contact them to say, "Yes, I received it....nyah, nyah, nyah, I ain't returning it." Nor will I contact them to point out that it would be cheaper if they'd offer the patterns as pay-per-digital downloads.
Nann ....feeling no guilt (about this at any rate) in snowy northeasternmost Illinois