GOING CHEAP: ONE CHANCE ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RED RAGS INDIVIDUALLY MADE: QUILTED BY A PROFESSIONAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Professional wot?, I hear you ask... please don't!)
State NUMBER required: pockets for rods extra. Stripy thread a speciality! Metallic thread also used.
These are the genuine article folks!!! Guaranteed bull s*** proof!!!! (Text censored for the mealy mouthed!)
Prices include postage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Each one comes with it's own certificate of authenticity, signed by the Lady Catherine herself, and at least one chocolate button!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PRICE????? YOU MEAN I HAVE TO CCHHAARRGGEE FOR THE BLOODY THINGS?
'Scuze me while I go and lie down a minnit!!! I've come over all waaaably!!!!