LQS class

Jan 16, 2007 31 Replies

Howdy!

Ah, there's the rub: many shop owners LOVE having a Big Name Quilter teaching in the store and will let the BNQ do anything she/he wants. Many students will sign up for a class just because of the BNQ, to say, "I've had a class with BNQ!" and put up w/ the teaching methods. And most Big Name Quilters are great teachers, wonderful people. But we all remember those who aren't. The shop owner will have to decide whether it's worth it to have this BNQ w/ her Attitude, depending on how many people sign up for those classes, how many students return, how many sign up for BNQ's next classes, how much fabric BNQ sells via the class, how many students were not happy and whether that outweighs the number of students who didn't complain. So the BigNameQuilter is often "in to stay" and we all decide whether or not her ego is worth the class time. Very seldom have I seen the shop owner sit in on/near a class; just not enough time to do that, customers to help, books to keep, money to count, fabric to order. I had 2 bosses at the LQS. The non-quilter was usually Not Impressed by BNQs and left no doubt that "we are not amused." She'd make sure the room was set up, supplies at hand, snacks and coffee available, then she'd walk off. Her partner, an award-winning quilter, enjoyed meeting Famous Quilters, Published Quilters, BigNameQuilters. She'd do anything she could to keep them coming back, keep a couple on staff esp. if they'd teach, order their fabric choices (even if that fabric never sold), and do whatever she could to make them happy. And she was very good at selling their classes and making $$$ for the shop. [I was usually cutting fabric, never did take a class, enjoyed talking to the BNQs (still do).] ;-)

Ragmop/Sandy --watching snow & sleet cover the icy roads in n.Tx.

On 1/17/07 5:11 AM, in article gvnrh.4312$ snipped-for-privacy@bignews3.bellsouth.net, "Valerie in FL" wrote:

roflmao, fair enough. i guess really doesnt pay to be published sometimes, lol. there are a few tricks to help make those points match, depends on the block and the method used. on tricky blocks you can always paper piece. sewing on the line they always match, well in theory. :)) cheers, jeanne

You can do it Sunny! For heaven's sake look at Seinfeld - had to have been the cr*ppiest show on TV, about totally nothing and look at the success it had!! Look at The Young and The Boring - if they can do it - anyone can! Yes I know that's TV but I'm making a point here!!

Go to the class, gather material (fabric and writing) and go for it! Oh and for being your cheerleader I'll accept a signed first edition of your first book! LOL.

Lucky I didn't have anything in my mouth! lol Yep, good one Polly!

Yay, I'm going t o write my book about this class, LOL. If anybody else has funny/weird/horrid experiences with BNQ or classes do send them to me. Of course, I may end up being a published writer and goodness knows I'll have to copyright your stories! ROFL. (Sharon, the first book is indeed yours! The title will be "So, do any of you NOT know who I am? and I will autograph your copy crediting you with being my very first cheerleader.)

The LQS owner was right there. She's very impressed with the BNQ, and such is the case with many folks around. The quilt will incorporate 26 different fabrics. They said outright it's impossible just about for anybody to make it without buying the fabric they offer for the quilt. And yes, about half the group I'm in is first time quilters. Poor babies. I could see their faces when she said we would be making `15/16th cuts, and that they should be able to eyeball that easily -- or, hey, the shop is selling the only ruler around that has 16th marks on it. Well, at the very least I will keep you guys amused over the coming months. And I promise to post pics of the WIP.... no matter how much I muck up the squares. I think I'm going to start working on some applique designs to cover up the really bad spots.

Keep stitching, Sunny

Now, Sunny, my dear, let me do away with that 15/16" issue. I have a neighbor who quilts with me some. Now and then she will ask an outrageous question such as what size square does she need to cut to have a diagonal of

3". Ha. As if I'd have any clue at all. I always tell her " 1.04137 " or some other impossible measurement. However, I certainly can explain to you the 15/16" deal. If your ruler does eighths, the sixteenth is simply halfway between one eighth-inch mark and the next one. If you put your ruler on the inch mark and then back off halfway between there and 7/8", viola! there you are. No big deal. As to 1.04137, I just have no idea. Polly

lol

If anyone started a class out here with an intro like that some wit from the back of the room would probably ask "No, but then you probably don't know who I am either" and everyone would crack up with laughter.

I sure hope she is a better teacher than she sounds, for you sake. Sadly being good at something yourself does not automatically make you a good teacher.

sounds like a great plan! it will help you deal with the **attitude** as you can view it as more to write about

Read all the posts to this but what Polly said hit me and I laughed that is what I call a ME person, no one is important but me. I had an instructor in college this way, personally I couldn't stand the man. All he talked about was himself or his dad, to hear him tell it his dad was the greatest man on earth, but then so is my dad, LOL, but his dad was a honey dipper that is what he did for a living and if you don't know what that is I will tell you it is a person that goes around and cleans the **** out of outside toilets. He did work for one of the big mining companies back then but as a "honey dipper." Not inside the mines like his son portrayed.

Polly the vasectomy story reminds me of another story but I will keep that one to myself. Remember I am a lab tech and we have to deal with checking the results of a vasectomy.

Jacquel>That instructor is so overwhelmed with self-importance she reminds me of the

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