For a long time I and my kids have wondered why my BIL named his dachsund Clyde. It was so not the kind of name he would pick for a pet. He is the kind of guy that names kittens Skullcrusher. The closest he ever got to cute was naming his kid's pet rabbit Hossenffefer (it was a joke, but it stuck). He kept trying to convince us all that Clyde was in fact a fierce badger hound, mean and hard. He never mentioned that he had to train the poor animal to bark when somebody knocked at the door. Clyde's natural inclination was to go hide behind the couch. So why the heck did he name this ferocious badger hound Clyde? It seems that on Clydes pedigree, his first name is Helmut. My husband recently confessed that BIL thought that that was a splendid name for a dog of german descent, though he seemed to prefer spelling it Hellmutt. So I had to ask hubby, if Helmut was such a great name, how did he end up Clyde? Hubby swore me to secrecy, (which is why I am sharing with you all *G*) because apparently the foofraw over the poor dog's name damn near resulted in my BIL and SIL getting divorced. Seems BIL was a bit laggard about getting the dogs license. Since the animal was registered, animal control knew about the sale and started sending threatening letters. So before work one day BIL gave SIL some money and told her to get Helmut his license. When BIL got home that day, SIL gave him the license papers, whereupon he discovered that his savage and bloodthirsty badger hound was licensed by the name of Helmet. BIL was not a happy man. He in fact accused SIL of being the ruination of his dog. Her response was Huh? Whereupon she was treated to a discourse upon the rather delicate emotional state of small and fearsome animals, and how calling the dog by something inappropriate was sure to turn him into a wimp. Not to mention what the guys down at the biker bar would think of a man with a small dog named Helmet. This educational interlude escalated into a battle that ended up with SIL taking the kids and going to her mother's house. Being as his mother-in-law had once sat in jail for accidently shooting one of her offspring during deer season when she took a brush shot with an automatic weapon, BIL never went after SIL when she ran home to mom. Eventually SIL and the kids came back, but being as BIL is exactly the kind of man who takes a second lesson from a broken bottle, they still fought over "the ruination of the dog". SIL ran home to mama more than once over it, until finally one of the kids who was sick of it all started calling the dog Clyde. Clyde stuck as a compromise, and now on his license his name is written out as Helmet (Clyde).
So now we know...
NightMist I ought to make a comic about my reletives...