My mom went to Costco which is a couple of hours drive and called me on her cell. "They have 500 sheets of colored cardstock for thirteen something, do you want it?".
Naw, I can resist that. Riiiigghhhttt. She said there was 3 or 4 shades of blues, purples, greens etc. with black, white, gray, yellow, and by that time I was like, stop! I'll take it! I haven't even seen it yet, hope I like it, but I can't imagine not liking it really.