Chrismas lights need tech support!

Dec 28, 2005 6 Replies

Why Christmas lights should be sold only after completing a background check and aesthetics exam:



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--Karen D. only balanced it, no Photoshopping



???

Is Griswald the name of your local electric company?

--Karen D. missing something

You mean, "if you *ever go* to..."

AHA! Pop culture reference. (Last time I turned on the toob was to see Lance mess up Saturday Night Live. (Maybe I should sit on the couch with videos instead of going out to contra dances or cycling or F-stores.)

Now I know that is a local electric company because I once attended a bicycle rally in your area.

Doubt Detroit Edison or Consumers is doing land office biz off the homeowners I originally posted. But I bet their neightbors are having fun with it. "When you see the huge blue spruce wearing one pathetic little strand of lights at the bottom, turn left."

Thanks for enlightening me.

--Karen D. never watched "It's a Wonderful Life," either

Did you want puns with that? I have a whole battery of 'em.

--Karen D. who once audited and categorized every pun from the HS physics teacher; he was a real live wire

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