I can hear the groans and sighs now; "He's in his armchair again musing up bandwidth when he ought to be shutting up, or at least be turning wood". Yep, I'm guilty, but another year's proper turning Q's & A's are all nicely put away in the archives, and 2003 is almost history.
Recently, I intercepted some chatter (I'm quite hip on the latest spinese) on RCW about the importance of listening to the sounds of turning wood. Some sounds are unique & unmistakable. 'There are sounds that make you happy and there are sounds that make you blue...' Here's some of mine. I hope you'll add yours.
Happy sounds:
- The 'swish' of long ribbons coming off the wood when your gouge is cutting just right,
- The 'quiet ripple' of the bow wave when you shut the sloop's motor off.
- The 'chunk' of dipping a canoe paddle into a lonely quiet lake.
- The 'tuning up' of a good orchestra or band.
- The barely perceptible 'purr' of a quality lathe.
- The sizzle of bacon frying.
- The 'POP' of a champagne cork or the poptop of a can of cold beer.
- The barely perceptible 'bip' on opening a nicely turned box.
The Blue sounds:
- The 'splick' of an Oland tool going thru a vessel wall.
- The 'click' of the safety coming off a cheap revolver being cocked.
- The 'snap' of a skew's long point hitting a concrete floor.
- The 'crack' of an unintended mainsail jibe.
- The 'strident demand' of "WHY are you still out in the shop, DEAR?"
- The 'rumble' of ball bearings on their last legs.
- The 'colorful' use of language when you have gained enough expertise to make an ugly funnel out of a handsome bowl.
Happy New Year Everyone. Please keep safe and secure. Arch
Fortiter,