Long musing about sounds

I can hear the groans and sighs now; "He's in his armchair again musing up bandwidth when he ought to be shutting up, or at least be turning wood". Yep, I'm guilty, but another year's proper turning Q's & A's are all nicely put away in the archives, and 2003 is almost history.

Recently, I intercepted some chatter (I'm quite hip on the latest spinese) on RCW about the importance of listening to the sounds of turning wood. Some sounds are unique & unmistakable. 'There are sounds that make you happy and there are sounds that make you blue...' Here's some of mine. I hope you'll add yours.

Happy sounds:

  1. The 'swish' of long ribbons coming off the wood when your gouge is cutting just right,
  2. The 'quiet ripple' of the bow wave when you shut the sloop's motor off.
  3. The 'chunk' of dipping a canoe paddle into a lonely quiet lake.
  4. The 'tuning up' of a good orchestra or band.
  5. The barely perceptible 'purr' of a quality lathe.
  6. The sizzle of bacon frying.
  7. The 'POP' of a champagne cork or the poptop of a can of cold beer.
  8. The barely perceptible 'bip' on opening a nicely turned box.

The Blue sounds:

  1. The 'splick' of an Oland tool going thru a vessel wall.
  2. The 'click' of the safety coming off a cheap revolver being cocked.
  3. The 'snap' of a skew's long point hitting a concrete floor.
  4. The 'crack' of an unintended mainsail jibe.
  5. The 'strident demand' of "WHY are you still out in the shop, DEAR?"
  6. The 'rumble' of ball bearings on their last legs.
  7. The 'colorful' use of language when you have gained enough expertise to make an ugly funnel out of a handsome bowl.

Happy New Year Everyone. Please keep safe and secure. Arch

Fortiter,

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Arch
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The 'groan' of a nit being picked when some punk smart-a$$ reminds that revolvers don't usually have a safety, and it's the hammer being cocked that makes the noise.

Other than that- one happy sound I'm looking forward to... The 'burble' of a kettle percolator brewing coffee over an open fire.

This is both, sadly happy... The sound of Taps played on a lone bugle at lights out at camp.

Happy New Year, Arch. May the coming year bring more of your ruminations and armchair musings.

Vic

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Victor Radin

You beat me to it, Victor. Yes, revolvers, irrespective of price, do not have safeties, and frankly, many safeties on semiautos don't make any significant sound either. Now the racking sound of a pump action shotgun being cycled, that should get somebody's attention.

Lyn

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Lyn J. Mangiameli

Lyn J. Mangiameli wrote:(click) the racking sound of a pump action shotgun being cycled (click) ^^^^^^^^^^^ Right now there is a thread on the Metalworking newsgroup, about "Are people getting dumber?" describing a chase scene on TV, where someone leans out the car window and fires a double barreled shotgun, followed by the sound you describe: the racking sound of a pump action.

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Leo Lichtman

The 'snick' of a tap snapping off in the last hole you need to thread.

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Hitch

Sad sound:

The tik, tik, tik of a check that is opening on the side wall of a bowl or box as the skew or gouge makes a pass.

Happy sound:

My wife's voice as she says "oooh that's beautiful!" when I show her the latest product of the turning process.

Happy sound:

The Cha-Ching sound that plays in my head as a new owner of one of my pieces of art shows how much they appreciate my work by handing over their check, cash or credit card! A big CHA-CHING!

Ray

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Ray Sandusky

Used to be not so happy sound:

Ex: 'You are going to spend MORE time in the shop?!?!?'

current goddess who has recently agreed to become my SWMBO:

'Are you going to spend MORE time in the shop?'

It's amazing how changing the order of two little words can make something sound SOOOOO much better.

The goddess I mention has been helping me restore a lathe her father made in HIGH SCHOOL in the mid '50s. SHE mentioned to him how I reacted when I saw it sitting in their basement and he GAVE it to me! I've finished removing the rust from everything but the ways, and now I just need a source for a stepped pulley bored to 7/8"... I'll post photos on-line soon.

Happy New Year everyone!

-- One Good Turn... New Hampshire, USA

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One_Good_Turn...

Dumb gun things are common. Super Hero dude empties the magazine, slaps in another one, drops the slide, racks the slide, ejects the live round over his shoulder... Some guy inside a metal HVAC duct talking on a walkie talkie while shooting a 9mm with no ear protection. Yeah, like he could hear anything over the YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE in his ears.

You want unusual dumb noises, take the movie "Black Dog" for example. All those hisses and chunks and stuff when the guy was changing gears. If you're ever in a truck, and it's making noises like that when you change gears, it's time to buy a new truck.

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Silvan

Well Lyn & Vic I thought for sure I had gotcha this time. The safety I thought that I remembered on a 75 year old S & W .38 long turned out to be a sliding thumb lock for the chamber cylinder. As a further insult, it was silent. Oh well, I heard another blue sound today: the death rattle of my truck's starter solenoid when the d... battery couldn't turn the engine over. Thanks to all for sounding off. More? Arch

Fortiter,

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Arch

Lyn J. Mangiameli wrote:(click) the racking sound of a pump action shotgun being cycled (click) ^^^^^^^^^^^ Right now there is a thread on the Metalworking newsgroup, about "Are people getting dumber?" describing a chase scene on TV, where someone leans out the car window and fires a double barreled shotgun, followed by the sound you describe: the racking sound of a pump action.

A sound I LOVE, but hear too seldom, is the soft murmur of approval at a woodturners' meeting, when I hold up one of my pieces. The polite silence I usually hear is one of my least favorite.

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Leo Lichtman

Hate to break the news to you OGT, but they mean the same thing in femspeak. Your goddess will shortly reverse the order of words after the "I do's" are said. I suggest a prenup discussing and setting forth your shop privileges the way you want them with a breach of contract occurring at any comment regarding the time you spend in your shop! *G*

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Leif Thorvaldson

Speaking of weird/wrong movie sounds! Has anyone noticed the rumbling or swooshing noises emitted by spaceships in sci-fi flicks when you are viewing the ship from a point outside the ship?

Leif

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Leif Thorvaldson

In space no one can hear you scream.

Friends, family, the joy of those we love in this holiday season. And remember for those who can no longer hear or see as well as they would like.

Henry Doolittle

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Henry Doolittle

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Though I must admit, I didnot search specifically for it.Good luck with the Goddess. My first and current wife has no real interestin the shop, but she'll come down and read while I work, chat when I'm able,because she's interested in me.

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George

Oh well, I heard another blue sound today: the death

*********************************** Arch, If it's a Ford, check out the starter relay before you trash the battery or starter. Sometimes, you can just loosen and then retighten the cables atached to the relay.

Ken Moon Webberville, TX

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Ken Moon

I have won a TON of bets, on Fords, especially older ones, having the POSITIVE battery post very dirty underneath, there is a black oxide forms ONLY on the Fords, and usually ONLY on the + post, that takes a file/knife, to cut off and make a clean connection again.

--Shiva--

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--Shiva--

Thanks Ken. It's a '91 Dodge Dakota with extended bed, club cab, V8, factory air, tape deck, radio, undercoated, towing set. You can get all the bells and whistles without the agony of decisions when you buy a used truck with all the depreciation and lemon probs. taken care of by the original owner. :) Started it with jumper cables. Have a happy '04, Arch

Fortiter,

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Arch

Pshaw! She just wants to keep an eye on you and make sure you are not doing unseemly things in the shop! *G*

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Leif Thorvaldson

Greetings Arch,

I particularly enjoy the sound of a deadline, .......they make these wonderful swooshing sounds as they pass by.

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Rob Stearns

Good Sounds: The gentle "gurgle" of a baby as they smile when seeing your face. The "snap and crack" of a warm blaze in the fireplace. The "swoosh" of your cross country skis cutting a new track out in the woods. The "hoot" of an owl from somewhere overhead at dusk. The "slap and crash" of a wave, as it hits the sand. The "pop" when my wife makes a big bowl of popcorn to eat in front of that snapping fireplace. The "splash" of a four pound smallie, as it leaps towards freedom. The "heartwarming sound" of your child telling you, "I love you"

All these things I wish to all of you. May you hear the sounds you treasure, experience the best you can, and do the things you enjoy.

Peace, Dave

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David Babcock

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