Now that people have turned corn cobs and pine cones - could toilet paper be "stabilized" and turned - it does come in some nice pastel colors and there's no grain pattern to worry about.
Oh - and ice. Think of the possibilities - but you'dneed to turn in a freezer - or be able to turn really really quickly. Gallery spots could be a problem as well - brie hardens at low temp and wine has a lower limit when it comes to serving temperatures
- although really cold champagne is quite nice - in a frosted champagne glass.
charlie b