Two tall trees are standing in the woods when a young tree begins to grow between them. One tall tree says to the other tall tree "Is that a son of a Beech or a son of a Birch?" The other tall tree shakes it's branches and says " I don't know" A while later a Woodpecker lands on the small tree. One of the tall trees says "Hey, you, Mr Woodpecker. You know trees. Is that small tree a son of a Beech or a son of a Birch?" The Woodpecker takes a nibble of the small tree and says " It's neither. That small tree is the best bit of Ash I've ever had my pecker in"
God Bless, Al Kyder