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>ODE TO MY WIFE THE KNITTER
> She learned to knit on Monday
> Her stitches were very fine.
> She forgot to thaw out dinner,
> so we went out to dine.
>
> She knitted socks on Tuesday.
> She says they are a must.
> They really were quite lovely,
> But she forgot to dust.
>
> On Wednesday, it was an afghan
> She says jacquard is fun.
> What colors!! What textures!!
> But the laundry wasn't done.
>
> Her Knit-weave was on Thursday,
> Green, yellow, blue and red.
> I guess she really was engrossed,
> She never made the bed.
>
> It was wall hangings on Friday
> In colors she adores.
> &nbs!
>p; It never bothered her at all
> The crumbs on all the floors.
>
> I found a maid on Saturday
> My week is now complete.
> My wife can knit the hours away,
> The house will still be neat.
>
> Well......it's already Sunday
> And I'm about to throw a fit.
> I've cursed, I've raved, I've ranted
> The MAID has learned to KNIT!!!