I should have previewed my text as somehow some early Halloween goblins got into my text with a joke I had read and sent to a friend. The first two lines of that joke somehow became the opening lines of my epistle to my dear knitting friends. Despite that, I am so glad to see that at least one friendly face recalls the name and is not put off entirely by the goblins attempt to disarm me.
Hope everyone has a wonderful week. It is good to read the names of friends who are still with the group.
I actually missed your previous post so I have no idea what you're talking about. But then, I often don't know what someone is talking about. LOL Just joking of course... I may be blonde, but I'm not totally clueless. ;o)
Here is the joke - sorry not to have sent it sooner...I worked the last four days and am exhausted. It is totally clean and cute as can be.
beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favor?'
'Of course. What may I do for you?'
'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits. I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Perhaps, under your robes?'
'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you, I will not lie.'
'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.'
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?'
'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.'
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?'
'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.'
Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father.'
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