Pics from sis's wedding

Sometimes you attend a special event for which it's evident that someone has put a **lot** of time, effort, and money, and you find yourself wondering, "what were they thinking?"

As a dance caller I've observed quite a few bizarre wedding events, and I thought I'd seen it all. We've got highlights: Guinea pigs as ring bearers. Bride in orange Renaissance chiffon. Bridal party arrives at wedding park site via canoe. "Let's all go outside to have some groom's cake, it's set up in the parking lot." Civil War folks decide to have a wedding at their long-standing CW dance, forget to tell caller and band about the 90-minute time move-up (I stumbled across it just a couple weeks beforehand, on their wedding website). Wedding guest brings his fiddle and plays an angry salute to happy couple (and then confronts me because I got the gig instead of him). Guest performs "Never Make A Pretty Woman Your Wife" as everyone sits in shocked silence. Bride's sisters keep demanding that I play tunes off the provided CD (the Hustle! She's a Brick House!) as the hired musicians sit there. Groom says "I forgot my checkbook, can we pay you when we get back from our honeymoon?" Minister gives a blessing which includes admonishment to "multiply" as everyone squirms uncomfortably. Attendants' dresses look like casual beachwear done up in $10/yard satin. (You may have been present to enjoy some of these moments with me, or have read about them on dance caller listserves.) Not to mention the bike tour ceremonies with the wedding party in cycling shorts (seen it!), Halloween costume themes, and more that regularly make the headlines.

Well! Last Friday I drove six hours to Dayton for my sister's 3rd wedding. (#1, 1985: parents' living room, seamstress mother made outfits, tablecloths, decorations. #2, 1993, Renaissance theme at a VFW hall.) This one was at a Universalist Unitarian church. Three ministers (the house guy, a pagan priestess, and a long-time friend of the groom who came from Georgia). Formal-looking invite, and many guests had taken the trouble to dress up. Bridal registry. (This was groom's first wedding, and I guess they wanted him to experience some of the associated hoopla.) My brother flew up from Houston, and he kept offering to help sis with some of the logistics.

They met via the personals website "Lavalife." (I've since deleted my listing.) The priestess announced that the moment that they met face-to-face, groom knew that he'd found The One. Legend has it that our father mentioned, "hey, you can't wear a white dress to your third wedding," and I guess sis took that and ran with it. (Dad announced that he would be attired in one of the Hawaiian shirts that our late mother had made for him, and for a while we were trying to get him to put on something a little nicer and "more appropriate.") In case you need a cue sheet, groom has curly dark hair and a mustache, and sis looks like she's related to me (which caused consternation as her friends took one look and exclaimed, "hello, G's sister!").

I heard the dress cost $300, and I could almost hear Mama's cremains spinning in their box (which has been riding in the trunk of dad's car since 1999). It was a nice-enough dress, but nothing I couldn't have whipped up for a fraction of that.

Yes, this could have been Photoshopped, but it wasn't. For some reason they didn't hire a photographer, so the siblings' snapshots are how they'll be cherishing these happy memories. I have quite a few more snaps besides these two, but will spare you....unless you want to see the lovely white sandals or dad's purple Hawaiian shirt or my brother's face thinking, "I spent how much on that plane ride?!".

This might eventually make it to the Etiquettehell.com website, or the urban legend site. And the Ebay wedding dress guy might get to see it, too. Sis's reaction to my words here would be, "you're just jealous of me because you've never gotten married!" Yeah, right.

--Karen M.

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Karen M.
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Oh . . . . My . . . . Ghod!!!

I'm speechless.

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BEI Design

Hehehehehehehehehe! Think of it this way, Karen: now that she has REALLY met her match in the loopy stakes, maybe it will stick? Third time lucky and all that...

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Kate Dicey

I've got to say that he looks better in that dress than many brides would.

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Pogonip

Egads.

What were they thinking?

Probably something along the lines of "Well, I already know I can never run for public office so WTF".

Kathleen

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Kathleen

All I can say Karen is, I love your Dad's shirt! He was well dressed for the occasion. Juno

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Juno

I second that....I mean, I have some "odd" friends and relatives, but none have ever gone to these extremes. I had an inkling that there was some bit of paganism, based on tablecloth, but still, even my pagan friends haven't done anything like this.....I'm in shock, makes me want to smack the crap out of them both, not only for making my stomach churn, but for putting their families through this....particularly the bride's family.

Larisa

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CNYstitcher

In article , CNYstitcher of Road Runner uttered

Ah lighten up. It was their day. If they wanted to make complete prats out of themselves, surely it's their prerogative? (BTW they certainly succeeded!)

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She who would like to be obeye

Second Beverly's comment! Emily

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CypSew

Notice how some of the background folks are casual, and some are decked out. My outfit came from Value City (dress) and Goodwill (crochet thing) and the silver pin was one often worn by the Hawaiian shirt-maker. My other 3 relatives immediately recognized it. (They'd go to the 50th state and load up on fabric.)

He said he was wearing it to be the purple in the rainbow. The cookies are the Host wafers. (I think Gwen decorated them. Should've checked for cat hair.)

Will add more pics as I get time, and perhaps some illustrative text. (I know--a guest book!!)"

"Uh, Karen, *PLEASE* tell me you used Photoshop to change the heads on the bodies! If that is the unretouched picture.... then YIPPEE! I feel so normal all of a sudden! Mere depressions are nothing! Or, as the Cajuns would scream, aiyeeee!

--Karen M.

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Karen M.

Aw, c'mon. Ma's dead. (Other sis and I discussed what she'd have done. I think she'd have burst out laughing like the rest of us, then developed a coughing fit, left the room, and not come back.)

Dad's 81. This didn't kill him so it will have made him a better person for it. (One of his phrases.)

Older sis cracked up. So did brother. We were seated across the round altar from each other (see dad_kare pic) and exchanging messages in sign language, expressions, and gestures. Other sis recently eloped at Niagara Falls, and when I found out two weeks later, I said : "You could have had a joint wedding with your sister." That was silently conveyed across the room at one point, and her new hubby did an "aw, shucks, we should have!" gesture. (All without our phones and texting, too.)

Me, I am getting more than the "6 hours on the highway" worth of fun out of sharing this with my far-flung friends. I was the only immediate member to attend her second wedding so I pretty well had to do the three's-a-charm thing. I'm appalled at the waste of $$$ on the stupid dress (we have yards and yards of the $1/yd white satin rose stripe poly from older sis's first wedding, and the kid knows how to sew). My concerns are more with the strange e-mails the, um, bride was sending me in the weeks previous. (I wasn't sent an invite--didn't provide a postal address--so she was saying that I was NOT invited. She shared some strange family history, I declined it, and she blasted me with "you're not part of the family!") I'd asked her what the theme was this time, and she told me I was being hostile and sarcastic. (She could have just said "rainbow cross-dressing" instead of getting defensive.) Heck, maybe this will provide the nudge for that People magazine does Etiquette Hell article.

And we thought the rainbow bride and the Titanic disaster were out there.

--Karen M.

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Karen M.

I didn't mean it as a total slam, just expressing my opinion. I wish I oculd have been there to read the messages y'all were sending back and forth...not "fluent" in sign anymore, but the mind can fill in the blanks. It just strikes me, and this is showing my traditionalist side, that a marriage/wedding ceremony should be a bit more serious. Yes, have some fun bits, but it IS a serious commitment, and well....I know if I say anymore, I will get flamed, hell, I'll probably get flmaed for this since I already have gotten a few negative remarks.

I guess, the best way to put it is, not me, not > Larisa wrote:

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CNYstitcher

Well, my rainbow bride and her 16 bridesmaids were a bit extreme, but at least they all had a blast, and the bride was giggling about her gaggle of chicks all the way through! Both families and all their friends thoroughly approved. By all rights, they both should have been emotional wrecks from their previous encounters with marriage, but they aren't. They both adore all their joint kids, who also had fun at the wedding.

I always felt really sorry for the Titanic dress bride. There really was NO excuse for that on the part of the dressmaker. I think that one of the most professional things I can do is decline a commission that is beyond my skills.It makes me very irritated when people promise to do something like this and then fail so miserably, putting extra stress on the folk doing the organising. Mind you, with that one there were danger signs long before the deadline...

Karen, I think you and your family behaved very well in the circumstances. I'd have been hard put to keep a straight face. DH Alan was totally speechless, and went off twitching slightly... When we got married, we'd been living together for 3 years: *He* was the one that wanted the church wedding and all the trimmings! I'd have been happy in jeans at the registry office! ;) But we did the big dress and church thing, and it was fun (if more subdued than originally intended as my dad died 3 months before the wedding).

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Kate Dicey

Oh my, this is a hoot!! I love it!!!

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itsjoannotjoann

I just added some more pics. Same place.

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Karen M.

It just gets better! ;)

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Kate Dicey

Didn't take it that way. And I agree with you about the solemnity of the occasion. Glad Ed didn't rent a tux like he did with her first wedding (she told us "John will be the only one in a tux"). Glad dad didn't acquiese and put on a tie.

Guess what I'll send them as a gift. No, really. You've already seen it...just need to find a lovely photo frame (from my thrift shop stash) and print it out.

Gas to drive to Dayton....$50 Laser print photos at Kinko's...$5 SEEING YOUR NEW B-I-L WEAR A DRESS TO MARRY YOUR SISTER...priceless.

--Karen M.

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Karen M.

I think this marriage has a better chance of being a success than most. The groom obviously is not handicapped by an ego larger than the Atlantic Ocean, but actually cares what pleases his bride. Whatta concept!!

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Pogonip

I dunno. It looks to me like a bunch of kids said "Hey, let's play wedding!" Oh well, it's her third and only his first. Who knows, they may just be crazy enough for it to work.

Olwyn Mary in New Orleans.

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Olwyn Mary

Somebody did a great job on the decorating the cakes, great colors! Unless I've missed the explanation, why 5 cakes? Glad to see Gumby and Pokey made it to the wedding, too.

:-)

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itsjoannotjoann

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