Hey Candace! (You real woman, you!)

Uh huh. Right. I wore uber-bras, and only managed to nurse for a few days before we had a problem where I couldn't, and ..well..

let's just say "Sag City"!!! (They sure as hell weren't like this

ROFL...

omg, what we don't talk about!

The Blessed Fiddy, Patroness Saint of the Disorganized LC in Sunny So Cal Personality Development Specialist (Full-Time Mom!)

You can have a natural tendency to sag, yanno.

Hereditary.

Not lookin' at EITHER side of my family. Nope, it was all the kid's fault. That's my story, and I'm stickin' to it!

ROFL... (like I care, truly..)

The Blessed Fiddy, Patroness Saint of the Disorganized LC in Sunny So Cal Personality Development Specialist (Full-Time Mom!)

That's one of my all time favorite shows!!! I loved it!

Alrighty then:)

That show is responsible for me taking up the habit of preceding any pronouncements with "Mama says".

As Juliet got older and learned to talk, she went through a distressing phase where if I denied her anything, she would don the Mask of Tragedy, turn to her brother and sob sorrowfully, "Mama say no! Oh, baby Sammy, Mama say no!"

It was awful. I can't even tell you. I felt like I had marked the death of all things pure and right every time she did that.

BTW, Baby Sammy turns FIVE tomorrow! When I asked himw here he wanted to go for his Birthday Eve dinner, he said, "I choose SushiVille!" Since SushiVille is across the river and we usually go to Marine Polis, I asked him "Do you want the sushi that's by Juliet's school, or do you want the one that is close to our house?". He (stark naked and in the bathtub, weighing all of 32 pounds) folded his little arms and said solemnly, "What I choose is what I choose."

-Kalera

LOL! Shirley!

-Kalera

Oh, all too true...

-Kalera

Well, at least they're not [.][.].

-Kalera

Oh! Happy Birthday to Sammy:)

Happy birthday to Sammy! Five is such an amazing age. I love my baby now, he's so bright. Except when he informed his father that they needed to clear his toys off the couch so I could sit down as I needed extra room for my big butt.

I suppose it's my fault, I'd been moaning about my big butt so it's not his fault. He was only being thoughtful.

Recently it's been a spate of repeating word for word various scenes from 'Shrek'. And doing a Howard Cosell play-by-play of Princess Fiona blowing up the bluebird by singing to it.

Kids. Great, aren't they?

-Su

Naah, that would be (o) (o)

-Su

Kid's are so funny! Happy birthday Sammy! I love funny kid stories like I love funny animal stories.

.Stephanie.

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That is wayyyyy too cute.

That is really funny.

I miss mine being little.

If that's true then it will only be a couple more years before they are sagging at my knees. Thankfully I didn't inherit all the attributes of the females in my family. I'm somewhat on the very small side compared to everyone else. Thank the Gods!

Yeah. Dammit. (Mine stayed perky until I was 48, and now they're headed south. ---I didn't breastfeed because I have no kids) ~~ Sooz To live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong. ~~Joseph Chilton Pearce

On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 13:37:23 -0400, Dr. Sooz wrote (in message ):

The moment I am well enough, I am having reduction mammoplasty - and I don't give a hoot how much it costs. I'm sick and tired of having sore shoulders and grooves from the bra straps, paying $100 for a decent bra, and having people stare me in the chest instead of the face. The only side benefit is that I have enough cleavage to hide a bedspread.

Having a "J" cup is no fun. I would probably look strange with an "A" cup, so I'd happily settle for a "D' or even a "DD." You know, something you can actually buy in a store! And they had darned well better be perky when it's all done, too. I can't wait to buy a shirt that's the same size as my pants, and not three sizes bigger.

Bob is all for it, although he's not unhappy the enormous boobage. All he wants is to throw a "farewell party" a couple of days before the surgery. Knowing my husband, he'll want to have a couple of farewell gropes as well. :-)

Kathy N-V