OT I am a fool

I am a fool. I've been totally dedicated in doing my home exercises assigned to me by my physical therapist.

What a stupid idea.

Know why? Because my reward for mastering all these tough exercises is to get even tougher exercises, this time with weights. At one point, I was doing some exercise that Neil the PT guy calls "the clamshell," and I was thinking, "This one isn't so bad."

No sooner had I formed the thought, Neil came over to tell me that I was doing it incorrectly. He moved my hip a fraction of an inch, and the exercise went from easy-peasy to damn near impossible.

Neil also raised the number of reps for each exercise from 3 sets of 10 reps, to 4 sets of fifteen reps. When I mentioned that he had doubled the reps, he denied it. I guess math isn't a big requirement for physical therapy, but from where I come from 60 reps is exactly twice 30 reps.

At the end of the session, he told me I was "doing great," and that "we'd really get to work on Wednesday." :-0

I'm already walking like I've been on a horse all day, and am in a pretty fair amount of pain. Fortunately, I now know to take some Advil both before and after each session, and to have Bob ice down my back before I stiffen up.

If I were a sociopath, I would definitely become a physical therapist. What other legal profession allows you to hurt people and they pay you to do so? And what kind of fool am I to be the one that pays?

Kathy N-V

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vj found this in rec.crafts.beads, from Kathy N-V :

]If I were a sociopath, I would definitely become a physical therapist. What ]other legal profession allows you to hurt people and they pay you to do so? ]And what kind of fool am I to be the one that pays?

Kathy, that's exactly what i think every time the trainer at the gym gives me new exercises to do. "I'm PAYING to let him to this to me????" however, it DOES get better - honestly! Jamie is working out with weights and only gets sore for about 1/2 hour after the PT.

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Do you really want me to answer that??? (and yes, it *is* legal)

Do you *really* want me to answer that???

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meijhana

You're refering to lawyers, arent you? ;-) Diana

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Diana Curtis

I agree with Mary. I guess we have to see if you want us to answer.

Big hugs to you though. Do you feel any progress?

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starlia

LOL! Kathy, you could be a DENTIST.

Don't laugh, but I am working out in preparation for my flameworking classes this summer. My arms are hopeless, and I am so afraid I will run out of strength during these sessions.

I need to find a five pound purple or hot pink dumbell. Thoughts?

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Watch it. ~~ Sooz

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Dr. Sooz

ex-cuuu-se me!! ;^) as a (non-practicing) lawyer, i can honestly say that i NEVER hurt people and made them pay to me to so.

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lgreene

My mother referred to physical therapists as physical terrorists. She got thrown out of not one but two nursing homes for her behavior toward the poor folks who attempted to help her learn to walk again after her stroke.

Hang in there. It gets better --really it does.

Elise

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On Tue, 6 Apr 2004 12:56:02 -0400, starlia wrote (in message ):

Please don't tell me, because I'm as pure as the driven snow. (zzzzzt - that's the sound of lightning striking)

And yes, I am making some progress. When I started the program, I could only handle the treadmill for less than three minutes, and it took my heart nearly twenty minutes to return to a normal speed. Yesterday, I did eight minutes, and my heartrate recovered more quickly (although I didn't time it - I know I wasn't quite so breathless, and the angina wasn't totally horrible)

Kathy N-V

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vj found this in rec.crafts.beads, from Tinkster :

]I need to find a five pound purple or hot pink dumbell. Thoughts?

actually, they do have them. my gym has them in purple and blue. they should be available in a sporting goods department. they come in all KINDS of colors now.

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vj found this in rec.crafts.beads, from Kathy N-V :

]And yes, I am making some progress. When I started the program, I could only ]handle the treadmill for less than three minutes, and it took my heart nearly ]twenty minutes to return to a normal speed. Yesterday, I did eight minutes, ]and my heartrate recovered more quickly (although I didn't time it - I know I ]wasn't quite so breathless, and the angina wasn't totally horrible)

HOOOOOORAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

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Watch it. ~~ Sooz

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I second that thought!!!!

(14 days of class left -- 4 finals, one project... and one graduation ceremony!!!!)

Cheryl last semester of lawschool! yipee! DRAGON BEADS Flameworked beads and glass

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vj found this in rec.crafts.beads, from snipped-for-privacy@aol.combeads (Cheryl) :

]one graduation ]ceremony!!!!

TAKE PICTURES!!!!!!!!

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Kathy - you crack me up - my lord woman! Exercise.... ewwwwwwwwwwww I so need to get my arse to the gym.... My skins getting entirely too damn floppy now from the surgery.

I need to get to the gym.... but the beads are calling me..... hummmmmmmmmm

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Lynda

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Keep it up!

Mary

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meijhana

keep on!!

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KDK

flashbacks of "Little Shop of Horrors"!!!

Mary

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meijhana

go to Walmart or Target. They have them in the neoprene colors. Of course, they are by weight, I believe...I think my 2lb weights are red.

check at a place like Big 5 (sporting goods store), they might have a different type.

Hmmm, last ditch effort, would Tool Dip work on them?

Mary

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meijhana

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