4) Having to stop what you are doing in the middle of it to have a coughing jag and asking the 5 year old to take over--especially not good when what you are doing is baking some feel-good cookies, and they need to come out of the oven. Thank the Goddess for Grandma being attentive.
3) Deciding to use your pretty new Delicas in your first >gasp< original pattern and sewing your finger to the wooden dowel you are doing tubular peyote around. Twice.2) Nearly serving undercooked ground beef and spoiled milk to a very hungry family.
And the worst Stupid Sick Human Trick of my day:
1) Answering the door only to find your (unexpected) elderly male landlord gaping at your naked breast which has fallen out of your nightgown because your toddler kept pulling at the fabric to wipe his nose on and popped a button loose, thereby freeing the aforementioned breast of it's confines.It's been a long day.