> Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the
> traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy
> and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three > to six a day. >
> So one day Farmer John called the sheriff's office and said, "You've
> got to do something about all of these people driving so fast and
> killing all of my chickens."
>
> "What do you want me to do?" asked the sheriff.
> "I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!"
>
> So the next day he had the county workers go out and erected a sign > that said: >
> SLOW:
> SCHOOL CROSSING
>
> Three days later Farmer John called the sheriff and said, "You've got
> to do something about these drivers. The 'school crossing' sign seems
> to make them go even faster." So, again, the sheriff sends out the
> county workers and they put up a new sign:
>
> SLOW:
> CHILDREN AT PLAY
>
> That really sped them up. So Farmer John called and called and called
> every day for three weeks. Finally, he asked the sheriff, "Your signs
> are doing no good. Can I put up my own sign?"
> The sheriff told him, "Sure thing, put up your own sign." He was
> going to let the Farmer John do just about anything in order to get
> him to stop calling every day to complain.
>
> The sheriff got no more calls from Farmer John. Three weeks later,
> curiosity go the best of the sheriff and he decided to give Farmer
> John a call. "How's the problem with those drivers. Did you put up > your sign?"
> "Oh, I sure did. And not one chicken has been killed since then. I've
> got to go. I'm very busy." He hung up the phone.
>
> The sheriff was really curious now and he thought to himself, "I'd
> better go out there and take a look at that sign ... it might be
> something that WE could use to slow down drivers..."
>
> So the sheriff drove out to Farmer John's house, and his jaw dropped
> the moment he saw the sign. It was spray-painted on a sheet of wood: > > NUDIST COLONY
> Go slow and watch out for the chicks!
>
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> @vicki [SnuggleWench]
That was a keeper for sure! ROFL!
Thanks for sharing...... ;-D
Katra