Needle mishap

My hand accidently slipped whilst I was doing some needlework, and the needle speared my penis.

What can I do to resolve the aforementioned situation?

Reply to
Classix
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Take a few back stitches, tie the thread off with a knot, then start stitching your fingers together so you can't use your keyboard.

Reply to
Lucretia Borgia

Good answer, Lucretia.

Reply to
Carey N.

Get to a neurosurgeon and check for brain damage. And stop playing with sharp pointy things.

EJ

Reply to
EJ

Splat!! cough, cough, sputter, sputter Ruby

Reply to
Stitcher

Just leave it. Or dip in strong disinfectant :-)

Reply to
Quidnunc

Because I am probably going to have to take the keyboard apart to clean it.LOL! ruby

Reply to
Stitcher

On 16 Apr 2005 05:41:59 -0700, "Classix" spewed forth :

Cut it off.

Reply to
Wooly

B r u t a l lololol

Reply to
Lucretia Borgia

On Sun, 17 Apr 2005 13:02:50 GMT, Lucretia Borgia spewed forth :

*curtsy*
Reply to
Wooly

Frankly, If you were that stupid to get the needle around that area of your body, you got what you wanted. I want to see you try to explain it to:

  1. The emergency room nurse.

  1. The emergency room doctor.

  2. Your coworkers who are wondering why you are screaming when you go to the bathroom.

Please, do not give men that enjoy the arts associated with needlecrafts a bad name, we get enough modern day flax as it is.

Rusty

Still working on a quilt, world map and linens

Reply to
Rusty Hall

I see you work on a world map . have you seen my site with my Exhibition "Mapressions Loci" on

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mirjam

Reply to
Mirjam Bruck-Cohen

Very nice work, had some problems with viewing the site. I think it was due to the Hebrew font set not loading correctly

R
Reply to
Rusty Hall

Thank you Rusty , You should have clicked on the English pages !!! Please retry ... mirjam

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Mirjam Bruck-Cohen

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Maureen In Vancouver, B.C.

Can't have enough linen! Darla Sacred cows make great hamburgers. Picture Trail Gallery:

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Get naked to respond.

Reply to
Darla

Please it is not that big of a deal, a steak knife will do the job

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Reply to
Rusty Hall

Do I hear a paring knife? lol

Maureen > Please it is not that big of a deal, a steak knife will do the job >

Reply to
Maureen In Vancouver, B.C.

I'd suggest a dull pair of scissors.

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Dixie Sugar

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Cheryl Isaak

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