My hand accidently slipped whilst I was doing some needlework, and the needle speared my penis.
What can I do to resolve the aforementioned situation?
Needle mishap
Apr 16, 2005
23 Replies
Take a few back stitches, tie the thread off with a knot, then start stitching your fingers together so you can't use your keyboard.
Good answer, Lucretia.
Get to a neurosurgeon and check for brain damage. And stop playing with sharp pointy things.
EJ
Splat!! cough, cough, sputter, sputter Ruby
Just leave it. Or dip in strong disinfectant :-)
Because I am probably going to have to take the keyboard apart to clean it.LOL! ruby
On 16 Apr 2005 05:41:59 -0700, "Classix" spewed forth :
Cut it off.
B r u t a l lololol
On Sun, 17 Apr 2005 13:02:50 GMT, Lucretia Borgia spewed forth :
*curtsy*Frankly, If you were that stupid to get the needle around that area of your body, you got what you wanted. I want to see you try to explain it to:
- The emergency room nurse.
- The emergency room doctor.
- Your coworkers who are wondering why you are screaming when you go to the bathroom.
Please, do not give men that enjoy the arts associated with needlecrafts a bad name, we get enough modern day flax as it is.
Rusty
Still working on a quilt, world map and linens
I see you work on a world map . have you seen my site with my Exhibition "Mapressions Loci" on
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mirjam
Very nice work, had some problems with viewing the site. I think it was due to the Hebrew font set not loading correctly
RThank you Rusty , You should have clicked on the English pages !!! Please retry ... mirjam
Can't have enough linen! Darla Sacred cows make great hamburgers. Picture Trail Gallery:
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User Name: Condorita
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Get naked to respond.
Please it is not that big of a deal, a steak knife will do the job
"Maureen In Vancouver, B.C." wrote in message news:GVEce.1170111$6l.858196@pd7tw2no...
Do I hear a paring knife? lol
Maureen > Please it is not that big of a deal, a steak knife will do the job >
I'd suggest a dull pair of scissors.
Dixie "Maureen In Vancouver, B.C." wrote in message news:L9Vde.1212713$8l.214884@pd7tw1no...
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