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OT: A Reeeeaaaalllllly bad pun joke

And I want everyone to know that I got it from Sheena!!!

In a recent news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitt's sister Louella was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago. Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena

She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper thigh causing severe muscle and tendon damage. The husband is reported to be in serious, but stable condition, and Louella has been charged with ....

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A Misdewiener!

Reply to
Joan E.
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In normal circumstances I would never reveal my sources, but hey! I got it from our beloved Fred lolololololol

Reply to
lucretia borgia

And I dared Sheena to post it but instead she got you to do it. ;*)

Reply to
Lucille

In which case, should I be offended that neither Sheena nor Fred sent it to me?

Reply to
Karen C in California

I am not firing on all cylinders. I went to Prince Edward Island for the weekend, for a bridge tournament, just do not feel myself and am even going to see the doctor. So I guess my demise may be imminent lol

Reply to
lucretia borgia

Get better, we need you! C

Reply to
Cheryl Isaak

Yeah, she was *chicken*!!! Bwackbwackbwack!!!!

Joan, r,d,&h!

Reply to
Joan E.

Did you forget the trick about putting the cork back in the bottle, Sheena?

Reply to
Joan E.

Where's Fred ???? He's the one who sent it to me and whom I asked to post it ! I notice he's lying awful low just now :-®

Reply to
lucretia borgia

Really Joan ! I took eight fine bottles of wine and everyone came to our room all the time, that didn't help too much to make time away from the table restful lol

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lucretia borgia

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