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Subject: Israel et al > > For those who don't know, Dennis Miller is a comedian from America > who has a show called Dennis Miller Live on HBO. > He is not Jewish. > > He recently said the following about the Middle East situation: > > "A brief overview of the situation is always valuable, so as a service to > all Americans who still don't get it, > I now offer you the story of the Middle East in just a few paragraphs, > which is all you really need. > > Here we go: > > The Palestinians want their own country. > There's just one thing about that: There are no Palestinians. > It's a made up word. > Israel was called Palestine for two thousand years. > Like "Wiccan," "Palestinian" sounds ancient > but is really a modern invention > > Before the Israelis won the land in the 1967 war, > Gaza was owned by Egypt, the West Bank was owned by Jordan, > and there were no "Palestinians." > > As soon as the Jews took over and started growing > oranges as big as bas ketballs, > what do you know, say hello to the "Palestinians," > weeping for their deep bond with their lost "land" and "nation." > > So for the sake of honesty, let's not use the word "Palestinian" > anymore to describe these delightful folks, who dance for joy > at our deaths, until someone points out they're being taped. > > > Instead, let's call them what they are: > > "Other Arabs Who Can't Accomplish Anything In Life > And Would Rather Wrap Themselves In > The Seductive Melodrama Of Eternal Struggle And Death." > > I know that's a bit unwieldy to expect to see on CNN. > How about this, then: "Adjacent Jew-Haters." > Okay, so the Adjacent Jew-Haters want their own country. > Oops, just one more thing. No, they don't. > They could've had their own country any time in the last thirty years, > especially two years ago at Camp David > but if you have your own country, you have to have traffic lights > and garbage trucks a nd Chambers of Commerce, and, worse, > you actually have to figure out some way to make a living. > > That's no fun. No, they want what all the other > Jew-Haters in the region want: Israel. > They also want a big pile of dead Jews, of course -- > that's where the real fun is -- but mostly they want Israel. > > Why? For one thing, trying to destroy Israel - or "The Zionist Entity" > as their textbooks call it -- > for the last fifty years has allowed the rulers of Arab countries > to divert the attention of their own people > away from the fact that they're the blue-ribbon most illiterate, > poorest, and tribally backward on God's Earth, > and if you've ever been around God's Earth . . . you know > that's really saying something. > > It makes me roll my eyes every time one of our pundits waxes poetic > about the great history and culture of the Muslim Midleast. > Unless I'm missing something, the Arabs haven't given anything to the > world since Algebra, and, by the way, thanks a hell of a lot for that one. > > Chew this around & spit it out: 500 million Arabs; 5 million Jews. > Think of all the Arab countries as a football field, > and Israel as a pack of matches sitting in the middle of it. > And now these same folks swear that, if Israel gives them > half of that pack of matches, everyone will be pals.. > > Really? Wow, what neat news. Hey, but what about the string of wars to > obliterate the tiny country and the constant din > of rabid blood oaths to drive every Jew into the sea? > Oh, that ? We were just kidding. > > My friend Kevin Rooney made a gorgeous point the other day: > Just reverse the Numbers. > Imagine 500 million Jews and 5 million Arabs. > I was stunned at the simple brilliance of it. > Can anyone picture the Jews strapping belts of razor blades > and dynamite to themselves? Of course not. > > Or marshaling every fiber and force at their disposal for generations > to drive a tiny Arab State into the sea? Nonsense. > Or dancing for joy at the murder of innocents? Impossible. > Or spreading and believing horrible lies about the Arabs baking their > bread with the blood of children? Disgusting. > > No, as you know, left to themselves in a world of peace, > the worst Jews would ever do to people is debate them to death. > > Mr. Bush, God bless him, is walking a tightrope. I understand that, > with vital operations i n Iraq and others, it's in our interest, as > Americans, to try to stabilize our Arab allies as much as possible, > and, after all, that can't be much harder than stabilizing a roomful of > super models who've just had their drugs taken away. > > However, in any big-picture strategy, there's always a danger > of losing moral weight. We've already lost some. > After September 11th, our president told us and the world he was going > to root out all terrorists and the countries that supported them. > Beautiful. > Then the Israelis, after months and months of having the equivalent of > an Oklahoma City every week (and then every day), > start to do the same thing we did, and we tell them to show restraint. > > If America were being attacked with an Oklahoma City every day, > we would all very shortly be screaming for the administration > to just be done with it and kill everything south of the Mediterranean > and east of the Jordan. > > Please feel free to pass this along to your friends > Walk in peace! Be Happy! Have a wonderful life >
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Karen C - California
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Karen C - California ,in rec.crafts.textiles.needleworkwrote: and entertained us with

You set more value in a comedians point of view than the chief of the NY Times Middle East Bureau ? Odd. Has this comedian spent time there ? Or does he just have an opinion?

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lucretia borgia

I note Snopes doesn't debunk the content of the article, only the identity of the author. The history, and facts, are reasonably accurate.

The simple fact is, this land belonged to the Israelites (a/k/a Hebrews a/k/a Jews) thousands of years ago. The international community (United Nations) agreed to give it back to them after WW2. As the article correctly points out, the Arabs of various flavors own 99%+ of the land in that part of the world, yet they object to the Israelis having a tiny little piece of dirt, which was historically, *their* land in the first place.

In other words, as if Americans would begrudge the Sioux the few square miles of their reservation and try to run them off to "anywhere else but here".

The map in my Bible shows that what the Arabs currently call Lebanon was known as Phoenicia at the time of Christ, yet the name "Israelites", referring to the Jews, appears in the very first book of the Old Testament. No question which name appears first, who was there first, who owned that land first. Simply giving back what was theirs originally.

During their rule, the Romans renamed Judea as Palestine (for the Philistines), but still colloquially known as the land of the Jews.

Most recently, for hundreds of years, that entire section of the Mediterranean coast was owned ... not by the desert Arabs who now claim it, but the Ottoman Empire (Turks), who tolerated the existence of those Jews who stayed. The Arab inhabitants weren't the owners of the land in that time frame; they were themselves subjugated to the Turks.

The eastMed coast was then ceded to Britain after WW1, which agreed in the Balfour Declaration to support a Jewish homeland there, which they referred to as ... Jewish Palestine!

As the article correctly notes, the name "Palestinian" didn't specifically mean Arab until it was adopted by the PLO in the 1960s. There was never a separate Palestinian language, nor did the natives of the area the Romans re-named Palestine prefer to call themselves "Palestinians", which means there was never a people by that name until the PLO was created.

Lebanon did not exist as Lebanon until 1920, the same year that Arab opposition to Jewish immigration turned violent. The British then divided the rest of their holdings into a Jewish state (Israel) and an Arab state (which the British named Trans-Jordan; just plain Jordan since 1948).

More detailed history of the area at

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Obviously, they have a pro-Israel "spin" on their interpretation, but I find the base facts to square with what I learned in History and Political Science classes.

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Karen C - California

You cannot possibly know that as a FACT

The international community (United

The Bible is a book that has been through many translations, is not an accurate or true book.

I have a friend who is even yet still busy on a translation from ancient Greek to English and she will tell you that the translation she works from could be utterly incorrect and thus her translation has to be incorrect.

She also points out that she has learned her ancient Greek from professors who may have put their slant on how certain expressions, meanings, translate.

So don't quote anything from the Bible as gospel, it is far from accurate and was most likely, never was factual. History all those centuries ago was verbal, passed down as stories, embellished by the tellers.

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lucretia borgia

I am not citing to the Bible as a source. I am citing to a map prepared by the A.W. Clement Company, which happens to appear in the back of my Bible for assistance in understanding what you're reading, since many places do not have the same names on modern maps.

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Karen C - California

How do you know that the map in the back of your bible is accurate? Do you know how the Isrealites got their land? According to some sources, it was promised to Abraham. He was given the land of Canaan and defeated the Canaanites to secure it. Since modern Palestinians are the descendants of the Canaanites, they claim that they were there first.

It's very easy to take one side and present it as FACT. But the real FACT is that nobody knows the truth for sure and that even archeological digs are a source of political dispute in Israel.

And BTW, the United Nations did NOT agree in 1947 to give Israel the land it occupies today. You should know that but your argument indicates otherwise.

Elizabeth

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Dr. Brat

The modern day Arabs who call themselves Palestinians ARE NOT descendants of the Ancient Canaanites. Many of the modern day Arabs who call themselves Palestinians originally come from Saudia Arabia, +other numads who roam the Deserts, and some are even descendants of the the crusaders who were defeated and minglled with local population.

I have Jewish Israeli colleagues whose Families NEVER left Israel since Before BC .

The Roman Empire had a method of mooving populations around, esp those who rebbeled against them. The historical/ archeological fact is that they produced a COIN in the time of Aspasjanus Ceasar that has the inscription

J U D E A C A P T A not palestina capta .

The name palestina adopted from the HEBREW name Plishtim means INVADERS , after the Greek tribes that used to invade the shores of Israel... Both The Roman Empire and The British Empire used it as an administartive name for a region. [meant also to seprate it from the Jewish connetion].

And last but not least, when you read your New Testament, Jesus went to the TEMPLE in Jerusalem , not to a Mosque.

mirjam

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Mirjam Bruck-Cohen

And why doesn`t she try and translate it from the ORIGINAL Hebrew? mirjam

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Mirjam Bruck-Cohen

That still leaves it as someones interpretation of where a place was, and that would not necessarily be at all correct. People travelled on foot or if lucky, by horse or donkey, they saw distances very differently.

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lucretia borgia

snipped-for-privacy@actcom.co.il (Mirjam Bruck-Cohen),in rec.crafts.textiles.needleworkwrote: and entertained us with

Because that too would not be an original.

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lucretia borgia

snipped-for-privacy@actcom.co.il (Mirjam Bruck-Cohen),in rec.crafts.textiles.needleworkwrote: and entertained us with

You're getting silly Mirjam - show me where I said you were listening to a concert or a child's drum ?????

It doesn't matter what language the bible was finally written down in, the fact remains that for probably centuries it was a spoken story. We all know what happens if you take two sentences, say it to one person, ask them to repeat it to the next and so on through a dozen people, the thirteenth will never repeat to you what was said originally. So it is with the bible. It's a legend passed down and likely as veritable as some other legends such as King Arthur, with some smattering of truth and much garnishing.

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lucretia borgia

Take that up with the publisher of the book I consulted to be sure my facts were accurate.

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Karen C - California

Cynicly enough as i read it the Alarms goes again and you tell me the Bible wasn`t written in Hebrew ,,, just like telling me the Noise outside is a concert and the BOOM of the falls is nothing but a little kid`s drum ,,,

\and of course you are an expert about the Bible ,,,, mirjam

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Mirjam Bruck-Cohen

To quote my middle daughter "Oh, I see how it is!"

You can attack Karen, and it's ok.

Good to know the rules!

Caryn

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crzy4xst

How was that an attack? I see it as a question.

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Lucille

How about if I take it up with you? How do I know that you are relating your source accurately? The UN drew up a partition plan which gave Israel PART of the land that it now occupies. The Arabs rejected the plan and attacked Israel, which as a result of war came to occupy more land than the UN recommended it be given (remember that General Assembly recommendations are not binding on member countries). If your source claims anything else, you should find a better one. But I suspect that your source and I agree.

Elizabeth

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Dr. Brat

Some people have no idea what the difference is between a disagreement over something someone said and an ad hominem attack on that someone. That's why if you disagree with those people over something they say, they often respond that you just don't like them and are didagreeing with them because you don't like them rather than because you dispute the point that they have made.

Elizabeth

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Dr. Brat

You are correct Brat and Karen knows me well enough to know that I don't dislike her etc etc and will not be going on everytime she speaks about our difference of opinion.

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lucretia borgia

snipped-for-privacy@actcom.co.il (Mirjam Bruck-Cohen),in rec.crafts.textiles.needleworkwrote: and entertained us with

You are the supreme idiot you know. Why would you say that when I said

"I have a friend who is even yet still busy on a translation from ancient Greek to English and she will tell you that the translation she works from could be utterly incorrect and thus her translation has to be incorrect."

My friend has worked on this since we were in school, it's what she likes to do as a brain bag scholar, it's a pleasure to her. Nonetheless, she does not delude herself that her version will be anymore accurate than any other. That would include your version as well.

I could give a piss what language any version was written in, Hebrew is one, there are plenty of others. Just for you I won't edit out my other comment on bibles and the writing of them, it still holds true. Read it slowly and see what I am saying.

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lucretia borgia

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