Florida Barbie:
Mattel has introduced Barbie dolls for different regions and towns in Florida.. Be sure to show your Sunshine State pride and collect them all!!
Sefner Barbie
This version has it all; tattoo of a snake on her upper thigh, every eye shadow shade Maybelline has ever made, a can of Aqua Net, and two sets of keys for her double-wide. Optional accessories: Sidewalks and a pick up. Bumper sticker that says "My kid can beat up your honors student" sold separately.
Ocala Barbie
This model comes in Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt, big hair, a six pack of Coors Light, and a Hank Williams Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and can kick Ken's ass when she's drunk. A pickup is available with Confederate flag bumper stickers.
Winter Haven Barbie
Comes complete with four monogrammed bowling shirts. Talking version brags of having the best handicap in Lake County and of being able to drink Ken under the table. Accessories include a six-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon, a pack of Marlboro Lights, Harley wardrobe, and an IROC Camaro with T-tops on crates in the driveway.
Clearwater Barbie This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9 mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a low-rider Chevrolet with oversized wheels and tinted windows and, my favorite, Meth Lab Ken. Talking version also speaks Spanish and includes two sons: Cesar, star of his high school soccer team; and Jose, wanted in four states.
St. Pete Barbie
This trendy homemaker Barbie is available with the Lexus, BMW, or a Hummer H2, gets lost easily, and has no full-time occupation or post-secondary education. Cell phone sold separately. Optional: matching gym outfit.
Tampa Bayshore Barbie
This true blonde drives a Land Rover (sold separately ). She is originally from New York shore. She has an MBA from Harvard but has never worked outside the home. Her child's stroller is bigger than your house and her tennis trophies are discreetly hidden behind CEO Ken's golf trophies. She knows enough Spanish to talk with the nanny.
Harbor Island Barbie
This Barbie and her husband "Kenneth" used to live in the south suburbs of Chicago, but fled for "better schools." Comes with a faux Louis Vuitton handbag, a new Convertible Beetle, Starbucks cup, Target credit card, pill case filled with an assortment of the latest therapist-prescribed mood elevators. Lake Central sweatshirt and furniture for her 3,500 square foot house sold on special order. .. Palm Harbor Barbie This is a grown-up version of Barbie with three kids, all of whom got straight A's in school, 36's on the ACT, and college scholarships because they were the best on the team. Includes blowhard husband Ken, who is seen and heard at every little league game; daughter Amber, head cheerleader; and son Ken, Jr., the captain of the football team. The standard version comes with a Ford Windstar, and an assortment of Kate Spade knockoffs bought at a house party.The talking version says "Not MY kid. He wouldn't do that," The deluxe version comes with faux fur and a home in White Hawk that will never be paid off in their lifetime.
Gulfport Barbie
This bee-tch of a Barbie comes with a knife to stab other Barbies in the back, $500 coach bag, and seven children (sold separately).Goes by the name of Barbeequa and for one low price, includes all of her sistahs: Midgeequa, Jauneequa, Shaneequa, Taneequa,and Lulu; and all of her brothers, Leroy, Willie (gold toof extra), Tyro ne 'n em. Bling-bling and 20" rims sold separately.
Coconut Grove Barbie
This Barbie actually comes in two variations. One has long gray hair, arch-less feet, Berkenstocks, no makeup and a mutt. Second version comes with a boy haircut, brown-highlighted hair, Abercrombie & Fitch T-shirt and cargos, combat boots and a pitbull.
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