Subject: Jesus and Finkelstein
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> Jesus was wandering around Jerusalem when He decided that He
> really needed a new robe.
> After looking around for a while, He saw a sign for
> Finkelstein, the Tailor. So, He went in and made the necessary
> arrangements to have Finkelstein prepare a new robe for Him.
> A few days later, when the robe was finished, Jesus tried it on
> and it was a perfect fit! He asked how much He owed.
> Finkelstein brushed him off: "No, no, no, for the Son of God?
> There's no charge! However, may I ask for a small favor?
> Whenever you give a sermon, perhaps you could just mention that
> your nice new robe was made by Finkelstein, the Tailor?"
> Jesus readily agreed and as promised, praised the virtues of
> His Finkelstein robe whenever He spoke to the masses.
> A few months later, while Jesus was again walking through
> Jerusalem, He happened to walk past Finkelstein's shop and
> noted a huge line of people waiting for Finkelstein's robes. He
> pushed his way through the crowd to speak to him and as soon as
> Finkelstein spotted Him he said: "Jesus, Jesus, look what
> you've done for my business! Would you consider a
> partnership?"
> "Certainly," replied Jesus. "Jesus & Finkelstein it is."
> "Oh, no, no," said Finkelstein. "Finkelstein & Jesus. After
> all, I am the craftsman."
> The two of them debated this for some time. Their discussion
> was long and spirited, but ultimately fruitful and they finally
> came up with a mutually acceptable compromise. A few days
> later, the new sign went up over Finkelstein's shop.
> Can you guess what it read??
> Are you sure you want to know?
> Here it comes...
> Don't say you weren't warned......
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> Lord & Tailor