Queen Camilla?

Yes, I am sure Pat is spassed right out lololol

LOL! I shall be a Republican as soon as the Queen dies! If Charles outlives her, that is. Not that I wish him any harm (much!!!), but I hope he doesn`t! I`ll go back to being a Royalist if William turns out well though - if I`M still around, of course!

Which reminds me of an excellent joke that Sharon sent me yesterday -

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.

Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world."

Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."

Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world."

They decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified.

Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking deliriously happy. "It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world."

Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am officially the smallest person in the world."

Sometime later, Quasimodo came out looking confused and asked, "Who the f*** is Camilla Parker Bowles?"

Pat P

I forward this to an e-buddy - who never reads the papers, sees the news etc. She wants to know who the F CPB is too.

Cheryl

"Camilla Parker Bowles"....I believe that's the name of Prince Charles' trousers.... OH...no, sorry...."Prince Charles" is the name of Camilla's trousers, right? Doh....sorry, we Americans can't keep up with what the Royals are naming as their undergarments these days. ;-)

According to the Prince Charles tape "Prince Charles" is the name of her brand of sanitary pritection!!! Or was - guess she`s well past needing THAT now!

Pat P