OT: After 17 years of marriage (joke)

After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman.

The downtown luxury apartment was in his name and he wanted to remain there with his new love so he asked the wife to move out and then he would buy her another place.

The wife agreed to this, but asked that she be given 3 days on her own there, to pack up her things.

While he was gone, the first day she lovingly put her personal belongings into boxes and crates and suitcases.

On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.

On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their candlelit Dining table, soft music playing in the background, and feasted on a pound of shrimp and a bottle of Chardonnay.

When she had finished, she went into each room and deposited a few of the resulting shrimp shells into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

The husband came back, with his new girl, and all was bliss for the first few days. Then it started; slowly but surely. Clueless, the man could not explain why the place smelled so bad. They tried everything; cleaned & mopped and aired the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents, carpets were steam cleaned, Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in, the carpets were replaced, and on it went.

Finally, they could take it no more and decided to move. The Moving company arrived and did a very professional packing job, taking everything to their new home... ...including the curtain rods.

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DH's class reunion is coming up soon. I didn't go to school with him but they always give me an opportunity to speak. Only because I always have a joke to tell. I was hoping you would produce a great one for me. Thank you, Polly (Although I may have to choose the Three Bears.) Do you have any to add?

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Polly Esther

Post them when I get them!

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A guy that has been married for a looong time and a newly wed are sitting at the bar. The guy with more experience is giving advice about the institution of marriage to the younger guy. He is explaining the ups and downs everybody goes through. So after a while he decides to use a simil to warn him about what is coming:

'Think of marriage as a barrel: the top half of the barrel is filled with honey. But the bottom is filled with sh*t' Iedited for the sensitive types)

So the young guy goes:

"Darn! I th> After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. >

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