My DH just sent me this. It was taken from a post on his knifemakers forum. I figure the store didn't have any stock past the first floor anyway!
Marilyn in Alberta, Canada
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a
> woman may go to choose a husband.
> Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the
> store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !
> There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
> shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch .. you may
> choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a
> floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
>
> So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
>
>
> On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
> Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
>
>
> The second floor sign reads:
> Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love
> kids.
>
>
> The third floor sign reads:
> Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
> kids, and are
> extremely good looking.
> ââ'¬Å"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep
> going.
>
>
> She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
> Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
> kids, are drop-dead
> good looking and help with the housework.
> "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
>
>
> Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
> Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
> kids, are drop-dead
> gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong
> romantic streak.
>
> She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth
> floor and the
> sign reads:
> Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
> There are no men on
> this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that
> women are
> impossible to please Thank you for shopping at the
> Husband Store. Watch your
> step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!