This is a bit off color, but hilarious!
Simon fancies himself as 'The World's Greatest Canine Lover' even tho he's been neutered since he was a small puppy. Poor, dear, sweet-natured, submissive Daisy is his 'victim' for his amorous activities.
Today he mounted her in the living room, wrapped his front legs around her chest and started in swinging his hips. She suddenly took exception (quite unusual!) and turned and nipped at him. He didn't stop, so Daisy took off at a run for the doggy door and the safety of the back yard.
Simon wasn't about to give up. He kept his front legs around her and was frantically running on his hind legs to keep up with her. He bailed off just before she went thru the doggy door- saving himself from being very unceremoniously scraped off her back. The sight of his hind legs frantically pedaling along trying to keep up with her was soooooooo funny looking!
Of course, he was after her again as soon as she came back in the house. He never gives up, poor fella! Never, never, never a dull moment around here....... (sigh)
Leslie & The Very Entertaining Furbabies in MO.